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Itsekiried adj. A drinker so far gone that last orders are announced afresh at every street corner. Morina was Itsekiried and called for last orders beside the taxi rank. Itty Bitty Titty Committeed adj. Drunk past the point of convening a group of any size for any agreed purpose, but still attempting to call the meeting to order. Alanii was Itty Bitty Titty Committeed and had assembled four people around the table without being able to recall what they were there for. Ituraeaned adj. The state of being drunk and regarding the journey home as an agreeable form of settlement. Eskil was Ituraeaned and settled on the night bus as though it were a permanent address. Itureaned adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring a geographical atlas to locate the way home. Carson-lee became Itureaned and consulted the pub menu as though it were a regional map. Itzaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single drink, subsequently treated as a plurality of compelling evidence. Pak grew Itzaed and cited two empty glasses as proof that further research was necessary. iTaukeied adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the person plainly themselves, with no useful commentary on anyone else required. Earman was iTaukeied by closing time and concentrated admirably on finding his own coat. iTouched adj. Drunk to the extent of repeatedly touching the music player in the belief that it has become unresponsive. it bagged adj. A drinker so far gone that fashionable approval appears to be carried as essential luggage. Omar became it bagged and asked whether the pub had been approved by anyone important. it girled adj. The drunkenness of one who expects the room to follow her movements and is disappointed when it does not. ita-bagged adj. The condition of a drinker who has decorated their belongings with one character and discussed it extensively. Nijaya was ita-bagged, explaining each badge to someone waiting for the lavatory. itabirited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become layered, porous, and unexpectedly flexible. Shannelle was itabirited and bent politely around the end of the table. itacismed adj. Slowed by drink to pronounce every vowel alike, eventually reaching the bar by stages. Huron got itacismed and took half a minute to ask for another pint. itacisted adj. Drunk enough to argue for one vowel sound while losing track of the word. Amier got itacisted and defended the pronunciation of the pub's name at length. itacitinibed adj. Reduced by drink to a series of competing instructions, none of them especially active. itacolumited adj. Softened by drink into a thin, flexible strip which should not be asked to bear weight. Srivar was itacolumited and folded gently into the corner of the sofa. itaconated adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, reactive compound with several available attachments. Heidy was itaconated and formed an immediate bond with the nearest stranger.