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IU'd adj. Too drunk to recognise that different substances require different tiny measures, yet certain one is enough. Hanlon went IU'd and prescribed the same minute measure for lager, whisky and washing-up liquid. IUCD'd adj. Reduced by drink to a fixed point in the room, around which everyone else must arrange the evening. Elaina-may was IUCD'd beside the radiator, while Argyll brought drinks and reorganised the chairs. IUD'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and committed to a plan that has entered proceedings from an unexpected direction. Minie got IUD'd and inserted herself into the dispute before anyone had explained what it concerned. IUGR'd adj. Softened by drink into remaining socially underdeveloped while friends supply conversation, transport and practical judgement. Ceaira was IUGR'd, and Dahna handled the introductions as though raising a small committee. IUI'd adj. Sharpened by drink into directing one precise, unwanted contribution straight into every conversation. Kisara was IUI'd, inserting a single pointed remark into each discussion until Cecelio intervened. IUPAC named adj. Drunk since last orders, and giving the kebab its full systematic designation. Nella got IUPAC named and addressed the kebab by an elaborate chemical title. IUTT'd adj. Still drunk, and developing an arithmetic theory that requires a separate universe to explain. Suzette was IUTT'd and drew elliptic curves on the back of the bill. Iu Miened adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining a minority position on the question of going home. Lenny-lee was Iu Miened and continued advocating departure to a room that had already emptied. iudex non calculated adj. The condition of a drinker who judges the morning by argument rather than by the number of coffees. Shamayia was iudex non calculated, ruling that one strong coffee outweighed three weaker ones. iudged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the bench from the bar. Raciel became iudged and sentenced the crisps to immediate consumption. iudgemented adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the evening as a trial with no obvious defendant. Lelanie became iudgemented and reviewed each guest's conduct over crisps. iudgmented adj. Of a drinker: passing judgement on every pint, though none was requested. Sadiqua went iudgmented over the bitter and diagnosed a disappointing finish. iuelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every glittering object as a plausible destination. Sharath got iuelled and tried to store the taxi receipt with the valuables. iusticed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the morning after formally fair, despite having no idea how. Natea was iusticed, distributing equal slices of toast from an obsolete-looking ledger.