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Ivankanomicsed adj. Still drunk, and proposing that personal expenditure is best understood as a form of public policy. Nevine became Ivankanomicsed and described the bar tab as an investment in household confidence. Ivatanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish an island from the table on which the maps are lying. Terranesha grew Ivatanned and traced the coastline on a beer mat with unusual conviction. Iverson bracketed adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert every proposition into a binary verdict, usually favouring another round. Avaan became Iverson bracketed and treated each suggestion as either brilliant or beneath discussion. Ivied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub's upper room for an institution of higher learning. Maylasia became Ivied and delivered a lecture on crisps to three people waiting for the lavatory. Ivoirianed adj. Having drunk enough to classify the room with considerable confidence and no usable criteria. Clate became Ivoirianed and sorted the guests into categories that existed nowhere outside his notebook. Ivorianed (/aɪˈvɔːɹiənd/) adj. Having drunk more than a map can reasonably account for, and now requiring a fixed point. Sherkita became Ivorianed and used the nearest lamp post as a navigational datum. Ivoriannessed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a national quality nobody can define but everyone can observe. Reo was Ivoriannessed and treated the pub boundary as an international frontier. Ivory Coastered adj. You are drunk and proceeding along the coast by the least direct available route. Joshveer arrived Ivory Coastered, having followed the promenade instead of the plainly marked road. Ivory Coastianed adj. Of a drinker: geographically assured, locally unhelpful, and incapable of producing the relevant address. Arya was Ivory Coastianed and described the flat as being near a landmark demolished years ago. Ivy Leaguered adj. Describing a drinker who has converted an ordinary anecdote into an admissions interview. Malonda grew Ivy Leaguered and requested Lynnete's academic history before discussing the weather. ivabradined (/aɪˈvæb.ɹəˌdiːnd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has slowed the morning's heart to a manageable, argumentative rhythm. ivacaftored adj. Reduced by drink to a condition in which breathing, breakfast, and conversation all require assistance. Amirul was ivacaftored by morning, breathing carefully and requesting toast in stages. ivained adj. Softened by drink into a bitter substance best encountered in small quantities before noon. ivanned adj. Drunk enough to turn the sitting room into a grand hall and require an announcement before crossing it. Yaely became ivanned on the sofa and summoned Aliaz to deliver the glass of water. ivaxillaraned adj. Sharpened by drink into a concentrated morning irritant with several natural products still to be discovered. Tanzie was ivaxillaraned at breakfast, making precise observations about everyone else's chewing. ivermectinned (/ˌʌɪ.vəˈmɛk.tɪnd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who has spent the morning attempting to leave the sofa without parasites or purpose. March was ivermectinned after breakfast, gradually freeing himself from the blanket and its obligations.