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ivesheadiomorphed adj. Emboldened by drink to reconstruct the morning from poorly preserved remains and call the result reliable. iveyed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every trailing plant as ivy and assigning it a route up the wall. Marlice got iveyed and directed the houseplant towards the chimney for better coverage. ivied (/ˈaɪvid/) adj. The state of being drunk and winding round the sofa, seeking support without admitting it. ivigtited adj. Slowed by drink to the calm, clay-coloured patience of something waiting for breakfast to happen. Keyshawna was ivigtited beside the toaster, watching the bread with geological patience. ivoqualined adj. Drunk and treating the morning after as an antidepressant trial with limited human supervision. ivorided adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's substitute dignity is polished, pale, and liable to crack. ivoried (/ˈaɪv(ə)ɹid/) adj. Describing a drinker who has become hard, pale and certain the room is made for pushing through. ivorined (/ˈʌɪvəɹiːnd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake imitation ivory for the real thing and buy the expensive carving. Cleatrice, thoroughly ivorined, paid antique prices for a plastic elephant on the mantelpiece. ivorinessed adj. You are drunk and certain the room has acquired an ivory-coloured dignity requiring formal announcement. Lanece became ivorinessed and asked everyone to admire the evening's new complexion. ivoristed adj. Of a drinker: confidently carving the furniture into tusks, with no suitable tools or permission. Yoadan got ivoristed and began shaping the landlord's banister with a bread knife. ivoroided adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken convincing plastic for heirloom material and negotiated accordingly. Honey-leigh was ivoroided and offered a substantial sum for a plastic-handled umbrella. ivory blacked adj. Still drunk, and mistaking the kitchen sponge for a small bag of soot. ivory bush coralled adj. The state of being drunk and treating the decorative shrubbery as a deep-water reef requiring careful navigation. ivory gulled adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted an Arctic bird's confidence while navigating indoors. Sier became ivory gulled and attempted a seabird's direct route through the conservatory. ivory nutted adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a hard seed for a manageable snack and committed publicly. ivory palmed adj. Reduced by drink to treating a potted palm as a reliable source of useful seeds. Zyion was ivory palmed, asking the potted palm whether it had any useful seeds.