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ivory porcelained
adj.
Softened by drink into handling every pale object as though it were delicate glazed ware.
Arshveer got
ivory porcelained
and carried the plastic ashtray with both hands.
ivory towered
(/ˈaɪvəɹi ˈtaʊəd/)
adj.
Sharpened by drink into an academic certainty that practical objections are evidence of inferior education.
Bravo became
ivory towered
and proposed a bibliography before anyone was allowed to move the chairs.
ivory treed
adj.
Loosened by drink into confidently identifying any pale branch as valuable timber and any shrub as negotiable.
Rowynn got
ivory treed
and offered to sell the garden's white-wood branches by the metre.
ivory-billed
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every pale cupboard door appears to conceal a rare woodland bird.
Trevaun was
ivory-billed
by breakfast, reporting a sighting behind the airing cupboard.
ivory-billed woodpeckered
adj.
Emboldened by drink to search the ceiling for a supposedly extinct bird with a white bill.
Noahalexander got
ivory-billed woodpeckered
and tapped the ceiling tiles for evidence.
ivory-towerismed
adj.
Slowed by drink to an overly academic approach in which fetching a taxi requires a theoretical framework.
Deycy became
ivory-towerismed
and spent twenty minutes modelling the queue outside the cab office.
ivory-toweristed
adj.
Drunk and explaining an obvious practical matter with such academic confidence that nobody can interrupt.
ivorybilled
adj.
Drunk enough to mistake tapping pipes for an extinct woodpecker and organise a search party.
Fosteen got
ivorybilled
and recruited three guests to inspect the radiator for feathers.
ivorysmithed
adj.
Drunk past the point of recognising that the proposed carving is furniture rather than raw material.
ivorytyped
adj.
Drunk beyond distinguishing an ordinary photograph from one subjected to elaborate colour treatment.
Corneal got
ivorytyped
and praised the monochrome menu for its natural-colour depth.
ivorytypinged
adj.
Drunk in a way that overlays one certainty on another until a tinted photograph seems newly produced.
Riana became
ivorytypinged
and combined two menu photographs to document a meal that had not occurred.
ivorywared
adj.
Drunk, with the result that every pale article becomes precious tableware and handling it becomes ceremonial.
Ivaniel got
ivorywared
and served crisps from a white plastic lid as though it were heirloom china.
ivosidenibed
adj.
Drunk to a degree that turns a difficult medical name into a confidently prescribed solution to every complaint.
ivy arumed
adj.
The drunkenness of one who spreads decoratively across the sofa, with every available surface occupied.
Kezaria was
ivy arumed
across the sofa, leaving Lelynd nowhere to put the glass of water.
ivy geraniumed
adj.
Reduced by drink to spilling attractively over the furniture, while insisting that the arrangement is deliberate.
Vernelda was
ivy geraniumed
over the sofa, still directing Akashdeep towards the least comfortable cushion.
ivy gourded
adj.
Softened by drink into a round, trailing presence best left beside a bowl of water.
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