IWB'd
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IWB'd adj. You are drunk and using the nearest wall as an interactive whiteboard for your balance. Lucindia was IWB'd, tracing an unsteady route upwards along the wall. Iwahori-Hecke algebraed adj. Drunk on the strength of turning a simple stumble into a transformation no one can reverse. Maddalyn became Iwahori-Hecke algebraed and made the handrail part of the route.
iWared (/ˈaɪwɔːd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of an internet conflict conducted with the gravity of a military campaign. Alayzhia became iWared and issued a lengthy rebuttal to a stranger's comment about crisps. iwaed adj. Slowed by drink to a long-winged drift between the sofa and the kitchen, with no firm landing planned. Nevah came home iwaed and glided from the sofa to the kettle without touching either. iwakiited adj. Drunk and darkly settled, with mineral certainty, at the kitchen table. Condola sat iwakiited at the kitchen table while Nayra searched for the cleanest glass. iwanaed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which a glass of water is an accompaniment rather than the evening's main course. Xaviana was iwanaed on the sofa, treating Yahir's glass of water as a formal supper. iwanned (/ˈiːwɑːnd/) adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary furniture, regarding the sofa as a ceremonial chamber. Raeshell was iwanned on the sofa, while Letia placed the water at a respectful distance. iwied (/ˈiːwid/) adj. Drunk in a way that gathers quietly around the sofa, leaving the kitchen to fend for itself. Monterrio became iwied in the sitting room and sent Marvell back for the forgotten water.