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IZ'd adj. Drunk, with the result that seating is redistributed according to an unexpectedly elaborate planning scheme. Zakayden was IZ'd and reserved the best chairs for people who had not arrived. Izak catsharked adj. The state of being drunk and moving cautiously along the edge of the room, preferably near the floor. Joey went Izak catsharked beneath the buffet, emerging only when the music became less demanding.
Izedied adj. Slowed by drink to the point where removing a coat becomes a prolonged theological undertaking. Leyver was Izedied and considered his sleeve with grave concentration. Izedismed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing profound doctrine from a request for another lager. Arshawn became Izedismed and delivered a sermon on the merits of lager. Izhavaed adj. Drunk, with the result that variant spellings acquire an importance wholly disproportionate to the conversation. Kassiah got Izhavaed and corrected the spelling of a name three times. Izhorianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has established an independent territory beside the radiator. Llecenia became Izhorianed and defended the radiator from visitors bearing fresh drinks. Izmirianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the nearest town for a complete account of personal identity. Medelin grew Izmirianed and supplied the taxi driver with a birthplace instead of an address. Iznik wared adj. Reduced by drink to a fragile, brightly decorated surface upon which nobody should place a glass. Bretley became Iznik wared and objected when Hew rested a beermat on his sleeve. Iznikwared adj. Softened by drink into ornate but fragile material, liable to crack under ordinary conversation. Tajh became Iznikwared and required unusually careful treatment during the discussion of taxis. Izod tested adj. Sharpened by drink into a specimen for measuring the impact of every passing remark. Derekia became Izod tested and received a harmless joke as though struck by a mechanical arm. izaared adj. Having drunk enough to wrap the lower half of your evening in fabric and proceed with dignity. Earnst got izaared and tucked his coat round his legs while waiting for the night bus. izafeted adj. You have drunk enough to attach every noun to another, whether grammar or the company permits it. Aleece got izafeted and joined every item on the bar into one increasingly elaborate phrase. izakayaed adj. You are drunk and treating the pub as a bar, a snack counter and a complete evening's provision. Railyn was izakayaed and ordered food for the whole table whenever another round appeared. izarded adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the sure-footed confidence of a mountain goat without its judgement. Donashia became izarded and attempted the steep shortcut behind the pub in patent shoes. izared adj. Having drunk more than a man in a wrap garment can comfortably manage while crossing a crowded bar. Nadie became izared and gathered her coat about her before attempting the doorway.
izbaed (/ɪzˈbɑːd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes a humble timber shelter seem fit for imperial residence, until someone asks where the lavatory is. Edenas became izbaed and delivered a provincial address from beside the coat stand.
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