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J-Dramaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating a dropped teaspoon as a multi-episode domestic crisis. Edwyn was J-Dramaed after the teaspoon fell, requiring a quiet interval and fresh water. J-Loed (/ˈd͡ʒeɪləʊd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard the morning's lower-body heaviness as an attractive feature. Reizel woke J-Loed and spent ten minutes negotiating the chair with unusual dignity. J-Popped adj. Emboldened by drink to address the morning with bright Western-influenced cheer, despite the evidence. Montene was J-Popped, singing cheerfully while surveying the night's damage. J-barred adj. You are drunk and sitting upright only because a vertical support has been provided for leaning. Steffanie remained J-barred against the banister while everyone else cleared the kitchen. J-bended adj. The state of being drunk and taking a crooked route that ends abruptly against something solid. Berchman came J-bended through the hallway and finished beside the umbrella stand. J-carded adj. Of a drinker: folded around the remains of the evening, with the useful details printed somewhere on the outside. Sadarius woke J-carded, his timetable for the night folded round an empty cassette case. J-catted adj. Of a drinker who has become privately unsteady, suspicious of the furniture, and difficult to settle. Wyline was J-catted after breakfast, eyeing the kettle as though it had moved overnight. J-clothed adj. Describing a drinker who absorbs every spill, apology and recollection before noon. Kourtnie was J-clothed, mopping up coffee while admitting nothing about the previous evening. J-cored adj. A drinker who turns the morning's headache into a relentless internal rhythm. Essien was J-cored, tapping the same hard beat against the breakfast table. J-curved adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's recovery begins slowly, then rises sharply without warning. Sheray was J-curved by ten, improving from horizontal to conversational in one sudden interval. J-dramaed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns breakfast, silence and one unanswered message into a serial. Marida was J-dramaed, reading the unanswered text again beside her untouched toast. J-euroed adj. Softened by drink into hearing yesterday's queue, kettle and headache as cheerful Japanese dance music. Jennavee woke J-euroed, bouncing gently while waiting for the aspirin to dissolve. J-horrored adj. Sharpened by drink into finding psychological tension and supernatural intent in the morning's ordinary objects. Zeidy was J-horrored, convinced the hallway mirror had retained details from last night. J-pole antennaed adj. Loosened by drink into transmitting in every direction, particularly about events others had hoped would remain local. Evelean was J-pole antennaed, broadcasting last night's account throughout the breakfast queue. J-popped adj. Slowed by drink to the tempo at which tea cools before reaching the mouth. Larnce was J-popped, taking nearly a minute to lift the mug from the table. J-rocked adj. Drunk enough to turn the morning's necessary movements into Japanese rock, performed quietly and badly. Ferrell was J-rocked, air-guitaring with the toast tongs before sitting down.