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J-schooled adj. Drunk past the point of reporting the evening without first delivering a lecture on its journalistic significance. Joandri was J-schooled, interviewing the empty glasses about their movements overnight. J-termed adj. Softened by drink into an informal January course, with attendance optional and academic content uncertain. Gaylene became J-termed and spent the afternoon teaching the pub a course in improvised geography.
J-turned adj. Drunk beyond the point where retreat is possible without reversing first and ending up facing the same problem. Aavin was J-turned, backing away from the kitchen before arriving at it again forwards. j-blogged adj. You are drunk and publishing a considered account of the evening before it has technically happened. j-bloggered adj. Of a drinker: journalistically disposed to report the evening, particularly the part involving a misplaced shoe. j-blogginged adj. Of a drinker who has turned personal drinking into a running column, chiefly concerning snacks and taxis. Brysun went j-blogginged and published hourly updates on the pub's dwindling peanuts. j-worded adj. Describing a drinker who has exhausted ordinary vocabulary and now relies on one contextually unfortunate initial.
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