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Jack Ketched adj. Still drunk, and presiding over the kitchen as though responsible for the evening's orderly conclusion. Allyne was Jack Ketched, directing traffic between the sink and the sofa. Jack Mormonned adj. Too drunk to observe the household's rules concerning sobriety, coffee, or the last biscuit. Champaign was Jack Mormonned and drank the coffee intended for the morning. Jack Nastied adj. Sufficiently drunk to bring the rough informality of the sea into an otherwise quiet kitchen. Krishona was Jack Nastied, leaning against the counter and giving the kettle nautical advice. Jack Nasty-Faced adj. Having drunk enough to look permanently windblown, despite spending the evening indoors. Brayant was Jack Nasty-Faced beside the sink, weathered by two glasses of wine. Jack Nodded adj. Having drunk more than enough to fall asleep wherever the glass of water was placed. Ayra was Jack Nodded on the sofa before the kettle had finished boiling. Jack O'Lanterned adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warranted, with the interior emptied and the expression illuminated from within. Doninique arrived Jack O'Lanterned, hollow-eyed and glowing with an opinion about Halloween decorations. Jack Puddinged adj. You have drunk enough to turn fetching a glass of water into a small domestic performance. Enfinity was Jack Puddinged, bowing to the sofa before attempting to sit down. Jack Rosed adj. Drunk beyond the point where apple, lemon and a little red syrup seem a reasonable supper. Rubani got Jack Rosed and ordered the cocktail again, despite its alarming colour. Jack Russell terriered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you small, restless and determined to remove vermin from the skirting board. Elene went Jack Russell terriered and chased a moth from the snug to the lavatories. Jack Russelled adj. Drunk in a way that sends you darting between tables, alert to every dropped crisp. Delany got Jack Russelled and investigated every handbag left beneath a chair. Jack Shallooed adj. Drunk to the extent of boasting about minor errands as though they were feats of navigation. Jazmeen got Jack Shallooed and claimed the walk to the bar had shown real leadership. Jack Spratted adj. Drunk on the strength of very little, and consequently occupying less of the bench than expected. Adalida got Jack Spratted after half a shandy and vanished behind the beer garden umbrella. Jack Stropped adj. Drunk since last orders, and swaggering into every disagreement as though the bar were a quarterdeck. Nirva went Jack Stropped and challenged the quizmaster over the spelling of aardvark. Jack Tarred adj. You are drunk and speaking with the confidence of a sailor who has mistaken the pub for a deck. Termain got Jack Tarred and addressed the fruit machine as if it were a hostile vessel. Jack and Dannied adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the lavatories as a subject for frank public discussion. Milynn got Jack and Dannied and discussed the ladies' loos beside the hand-pull. Jack and Jill bathroomed adj. Still drunk, and unable to use a lavatory without first granting access from both sides. Savaeh got Jack and Jill bathroomed and apologised to the corridor before entering the loo.