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jam-upped adj. Sufficiently drunk to bring every process to a halt, particularly the opening of a jar. Ayelene was jam-upped and halted the household at the sealed preserve. jamaated (/d͡ʒəˈmɑːtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become a whole assembly, though the assembly consists chiefly of one person and a chair. Ceil became jamaated and convened the kitchen chairs for an urgent community meeting. jamabandied adj. Drunk enough to catalogue everyone else's possessions, arrangements and obligations without invitation. Mylisa became jamabandied and recorded whose coat belonged to whom on the back of a receipt. jamadared adj. Describing a drinker who has appointed himself the lowest-ranking officer of the staircase and is issuing hesitant commands. Kortne was jamadared on the stairs, ordering the handrail to remain at its post. jamaicaed (/d͡ʒəˈmeɪ.kəd/) adj. Having drunk enough to turn roselle-coloured cordial into a considered domestic remedy. Deuce got jamaicaed and prepared a red drink for the glass of water beside him. jamaicamided adj. You have drunk enough to isolate an obscure compound from the evening and present it for inspection. Kayleann became jamaicamided and explained cyanobacterial chemistry to the person clearing glasses. jamaicined adj. You are drunk and bitterly convinced that the bark has contributed something medicinal. Xai was jamaicined, declaring the tree bark restorative between increasingly slow observations. jamais vued (/ˌʒɑː.meɪ ˈvuːd/) adj. Of a drinker: each familiar object has acquired the grave novelty of something encountered for the first time. Leota was jamais vued and introduced herself to the lamp as an interesting new acquaintance. jamanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every step lands somewhere adjacent to its intended destination. Patricia became jamanned and reached the lavatory by way of the coat cupboard. jamated adj. Having drunk more than a solitary person should, and now constituting a party by attendance alone. Kensingtyn was jamated, forming a complete gathering despite having left everyone else at the bar. jambalayaed (/ˌd͡ʒæmbəˈlaɪəd/) adj. A drinker who has become an elaborate mixture of rice, seafood and whatever else the kitchen can defend. Oatha was jambalayaed, combining prawns, ham and several unrelated opinions at the supper table. jambarted adj. A drinker so far gone that the lower leg has acquired the dignity of armour and none of its usefulness. Raymeir was jambarted, guarding the space below his knee while failing to guard the glass. jambeaued (/ˈd͡ʒæm.boʊd/) adj. The state of being drunk and protected below the knee, principally by furniture and optimism. Jhonathan was jambeaued, armoured in spirit and supported by the leg of a table. jambed (/ˈd͡ʒæmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has developed legs of uncertain allegiance and entrusted them to the nearest doorway. Basir was jambed, leaning against the doorframe while negotiating with his own legs. jambeed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a fashionable walking aid, albeit one requiring support himself. Preanna was jambeed, carrying herself with eighteenth-century elegance towards the nearest wall. jambered adj. Reduced by drink to a piece of armour for the leg, with the practical effect of sitting down. Asaiya was jambered, ceremonially protecting the knee while abandoning the staircase.