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jambiaed adj. Sharpened by drink into a short curved blade, chiefly when asked to open a packet of biscuits. Belladonna became jambiaed and approached the biscuit packet with ceremonial Arabian resolve. jambiered adj. Softened by drink into a footrest for others, while retaining an elevated opinion of one's service. Koti was jambiered, quietly becoming a footrest during the final discussion of transport. jambited adj. Drunk beyond recognising that the first round was not an academic milestone. Gelila became jambited before the students had finished comparing taxi fares. jambiyaed adj. Loosened by drink into a curved blade worn at the waist, though presently unable to fasten the belt. Reni was jambiyaed, brandishing dignity at the belt while losing the buckle entirely. jambiyahed adj. Emboldened by drink to carry a short curved blade in conversation, if not on the belt. Saunya became jambiyahed and treated a mild disagreement as a matter of personal equipment. jamboed adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted the dignity of a tropical tree and expects the company to admire the foliage. Irem went jamboed and asked Shervin to admire the leaves he had produced with his hands. jamboked adj. Reduced by drink to a stout, corrective presence, inclined to discipline furniture and conversation alike. Kenadie became jamboked and administered stern corrections to the coat stand. jambolanaed adj. Of a drinker: unexpectedly astringent in company, leaving every conversation tightened around an unasked question. Aphelia became jambolanaed and made Alkeria account for a joke from 2009. jambolanned adj. You are drunk and treating every passing acquaintance as a tree worthy of extended botanical discussion. Evoni was jambolanned and described Littleton as having excellent bark, despite the absence of any tree. jambonned (/d͡ʒæmˈbɒnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become square, flaky, and convinced that ham-and-cheese pastries constitute a social plan. Yaminah arrived jambonned and distributed imaginary pastries among Onika's unimpressed guests. jambooed adj. Reduced by drink to a tropical tree in conversation, bearing fruitless explanations for everyone within earshot. Kabishan became jambooed and gave Havya a detailed account of an imaginary harvest. jambooled adj. Slowed by drink to the patient, evergreen pace of a tropical tree. Shanise was jambooled and took most of the evening to reach the front door. jamborandied adj. Sharpened by drink into a medicinally suspicious wit that leaves companions seeking gentler subjects. Zain became jamborandied and diagnosed Tameer's marriage before the starters arrived. jamboreed (/ˌdʒæm.bəˈɹiːd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken a modest gathering for a lavish celebration and recruited everyone into it. Tasya went jamboreed and made Guenevere lead a parade between the kitchen and the sitting room. jamboretted adj. A drinker who has reduced the gathering to a small, noisy festival requiring attendance from everyone nearby. Rayvion became jamboretted and insisted Hawaa join the conga line round the coffee table. jamborited adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation acquires a green mineral, a chemical formula, and unwilling witnesses. Cejay grew jamborited and explained nickel compounds to Nihya beside the empty glasses.