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jamewared adj. Having drunk more than the sofa can comfortably support, and draping yourself across it in coloured folds. Damla became jamewared and occupied the sofa with the care of a shawl on display. jamisened adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a snakeskin finish and a persistent three-stringed opinion. Raily became jamisened and accompanied the silence with three uncertain notes. jamjamsed adj. Reduced by drink to nightwear, with no convincing account of the intervening change. Mkiyah was jamjamsed before midnight, having misplaced both trousers and explanation. jamjared adj. Of a drinker who has taken to calling every vehicle a jam jar and every journey a good run. Kieley got jamjared and praised the minicab as a tidy little jam jar. jamlied adj. Softened by drink into a tree with dark fruit and little interest in moving. Shamariya was jamlied beneath the garden light, quiet and faintly plum-coloured. jammabandied adj. Drunk past the point of letting anyone leave without first registering their whereabouts. Cassye got jammabandied and took attendance whenever Zaryk approached the door. jammed (/ˈdʒæːmd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to spread sweetly over the conversation and stick to everyone it touches. Liyla got jammed and left affectionate remarks across every table in the bar. jammered (/ˈd͡ʒæmɚd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who interrupts every signal in range. Harmony-grace grew jammered and prevented three separate conversations from reaching their conclusions. jammied (/ˈd͡ʒæːm.id/) adj. Loosened by drink into a firearm-shaped arrangement of limbs and misplaced confidence. Jestine was jammied by closing time, pointing at the coat stand while making a case. jamminessed adj. Slowed by drink to a thick, spreadable state, with decisions taking some time to pass. Naibe was jamminessed and required several minutes to select the nearest chair. jamminged (/ˈd͡ʒæmɪŋd/) adj. Drunk and interrupting every available channel, including the one currently being used. Itzia was jamminged and prevented the table from completing even a simple discussion. jammy Arabed adj. Drunk to the point where every mishap appears to have been arranged in your favour. Nakenzie was jammy Arabed, missing the last bus only to find a taxi waiting. jammy dodgered adj. Drunk enough to benefit from improbable luck while appearing to have planned none of it. Zigmund was jammy dodgered, finding his lost wallet beneath the chair he had chosen. jamochaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every simple task looking faintly foolish. Soleya was jamochaed and spent ten minutes negotiating with the revolving door. jamoched adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary competence has become a matter for discussion. Jacyion was jamoched and required assistance with a chair of uncomplicated design. jamoed (/ˈd͡ʒɑmoʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which separate letters can be persuaded to form a word. Izzey was jamoed, placing each letter carefully and producing no recognisable result.