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janbiaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake every belt in the room for ceremonial equipment and address its wearer accordingly. Sly spent twenty minutes complimenting Gwynavere's belt, which was not ceremonial but had survived the janbiaed evening. janbiyaed adj. Having drunk more than the company can politely endure of solemn gestures, belt-level greetings, and edged remarks. Kaia became janbiyaed and offered Chinualumogu a ceremonial bow beside the crisps. janbiyahed adj. You have drunk enough to turn every introduction into a formal challenge, leaving companions to smooth matters over. Edner went janbiyahed at dinner, and Tiffy apologised to three people he had never met. jandalled (/ˈd͡ʒændəld/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and walking as though each foot were detachable footwear. Trania went jandalled on the stairs, losing one sandal and nearly the plot. jandayaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and brightly vocal about matters no one else can see. Iliass became jandayaed, describing the banister to Nur in increasingly vivid terms. jandersed adj. Slowed by drink to a yellow-eyed assessment of every available surface. Jacquline was jandersed and examined the bathroom mirror for several minutes. janed (/d͡ʒeɪnd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish small change from a door key, or either from a stair. Cambrynn, janed, offered Modupeoluwa a coin when asked for the room key. janegirled (/ˈd͡ʒeɪn.ɡɜːld/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt a delicate manner while failing to place either foot accurately. Lashanique became janegirled, mincing across the landing with considerable uncertainty. janeued adj. Having drunk enough to treat the banister as a ceremonial cord and proceed by ritual rather than balance. Kymarni went janeued, gripping the stair rail solemnly before each descent. jangadaed (/ʒəŋˈɡɑdəd/) adj. Having drunk more than the body can carry upright, and proceeding like a raft released from its moorings. Kirstynn became jangadaed and drifted across the hallway into the umbrella stand. jangadeiroed adj. You have drunk enough to navigate the stairs by tide, current, and occasional contact with the wall. Jermall went jangadeiroed and steered himself downstairs by the banister. jangalled (/ˈdʒʌŋɡ(ə)ld/) adj. Slowed by drink to waking among the damp undergrowth of last night's decisions. Ryanchristian woke jangalled, cautiously negotiating the humid undergrowth between bed, bathroom, and abandoned glass. janggied adj. Of a drinker: every movement is a tactical decision, and none survives contact with the stairs. Liliona grew janggied and studied the staircase as though it concealed an opponent. janggued adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the evening to a steady, respectable beat. Anna-maude kept the taxi queue to a janggued rhythm, tapping the timetable with one finger. janggunited adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which the black mineral beneath the pavement seems worth prospecting. Dugan became janggunited and inspected the kerb for iron before accepting a lift home. jangle popped adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey home acquires bright guitars and an unnecessary 1960s revival. Maceon went jangle popped after last orders and serenaded the night bus with imaginary guitar.