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jangled (/ˈdʒæŋɡl̩d/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes every key, coin and coat hook announce itself. Aycen arrived jangled at the taxi stand, rattling every coin while searching for the fare. janglemented adj. Drunk to a degree that the taxi booking becomes idle, confused and noisily disputed. Saeko got janglemented and argued with the booking machine about whose turn it was to go home. janglered adj. Drunk to the extent of making something rattle whenever the evening requires quiet. Beta was janglered and set the pub door vibrating while attempting a dignified departure. janglinged adj. Drunk on the strength of several simultaneous rattles, none of them useful to the journey home. Aukai became janglinged and shook the lost-property box for directions to the station. jangmadanged adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a small informal market in spare change and abandoned snacks. Mariyanna went jangmadanged and attempted to trade a coat token for half a packet of crisps. jangseunged adj. Still drunk, and serving as an immovable signpost between the bar and the road home. Gannen remained jangseunged by the doorway, pointing silently towards the station. janhaugited adj. Too drunk to distinguish the reddish-brown mineral underfoot from a promising route home. Bhrianna grew janhaugited and searched the pavement for fluorine before entering the taxi. janicepsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to face the taxi rank in two directions while sharing one confused plan. Samentha was janicepsed, watching both ends of the queue and choosing neither taxi. janiroideaned adj. Having drunk enough to move sideways through the crowded cloakroom, quietly and with too many legs. Vieda went janiroideaned through the coats, finding a route to the exit by lateral progress. janisaried adj. Having drunk more than the evening's available discipline, and now enforcing last orders upon strangers. Dariya became janisaried and attempted to clear the taxi queue with borrowed authority. janissaried (/ˈdʒanɪzəɹid/) adj. You have drunk enough to guard the coat pile with military seriousness and no appointment. Keysi was janissaried after the final round, defending the cloakroom from perfectly entitled owners. janissary musicked adj. Describing a drinker who hears the closing-time clatter as an Ottoman military band. Mckinnah went janissary musicked and saluted the coat hooks to an imagined brass section. janissaryshipped adj. A drinker who has acquired a formal post in the protection of the party's slowest departure. Charissa was janissaryshipped and took responsibility for escorting everyone, including the sober driver. janitor fished adj. The state of being drunk and moving through the evening with a pleco's patient, floor-level persistence. Ginney was janitor fished, nosing along the pavement for a dropped key after last orders. janitored (/ˈd͡ʒænɪtəd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub's maintenance, cleaning and coat recovery become personal duties. Nately got janitored and began wiping the bar while waiting for the last taxi. janitoriated adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed themselves a protective detail between friends and the public. Widad became janitoriated and screened the group from passers-by while they waited for taxis.