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janitoringed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken the last round for a maintenance shift. Obdulia went janitoringed and polished the table while everyone else collected their coats. janitorshipped adj. Drunk since last orders, and occupying the premises with the grave persistence of a custodian. Verna remained janitorshipped beside the bar, inspecting each abandoned glass. janitressed adj. Drunk by the third round, and undertaking the feminine office of clearing away evidence. Dashauna became janitressed and began collecting glasses from tables still in use. janitrixed adj. Drunk by closing time, and assuming personal responsibility for the pub's accumulated disorder. Cadrian went janitrixed, stacking chairs while the landlord searched for the keys. janizared adj. You are drunk and unexpectedly appointed to command the departure from the pub. Amay went janizared and began assigning coats to their owners with firm but inaccurate confidence. janizaried adj. Of a drinker: stationed at the door, drunk, and treating the journey home as a military operation. Jaqueline stood janizaried beside the exit, issuing taxi instructions to people already in taxis. janked (/d͡ʒæŋkd/) adj. Still drunk, and pausing perceptibly before each decision, as though the interface required rendering. Alayda was janked, stopping halfway through every sentence before recovering its display. jankened (/ˈd͡ʒɒŋkɛnd/) adj. Too drunk to resolve rock, paper, and scissors into a stable succession of choices. Emmajane was jankened and played paper against herself for most of the evening. jankered adj. Sufficiently drunk to require two wheels and a long pole before attempting any further haulage. Eliza-louise was jankered, steering the garden trolley as though it carried timber. jankinessed adj. Having drunk enough to make every movement seem assembled from inexpensive, ill-fitting components. Lynetta was jankinessed, with each attempt to sit down requiring a revised arrangement. jankovicited adj. Having drunk more than the mineral's composite inventory of antimony, arsenic, sulphur, and thallium recommends. Rajeeni was jankovicited, blackly immovable beside the fireplace and chemically overprovided. janned adj. Drunk to a degree that permits an invisible being to take over the conversation without improving it. Philistine became janned and attributed the missing crisps to a spirit resident in the pantry. janneyed adj. You have drunk enough to perform for the company without possessing a discernible performance. Nevaeh was janneyed, declaiming to the supper table in a costume made from napkins. jannied adj. You are drunk and maintaining the premises with colloquial Scottish efficiency, whether invited or not. Geena was jannied, sweeping beneath occupied stools with commendable regional certainty. jannissaried adj. Of a drinker who has drunk enough to turn the walk home into a disciplined procession. Anthonyjames became jannissaried and arranged the party by height before leaving for the station. jannocked adj. Of a drinker: compact, oaten, and liable to be mistaken for provisions when left unattended. Elija lay jannocked beneath the breakfast table, round and quiet beside the crockery.