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janolided adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the slow, adhesive composure of a sea slug. Cletis became janolided and advanced towards the bar with marine deliberation. janpanned adj. Describing a drinker who must be carried in an open chair by several increasingly doubtful assistants. Tilghman was janpanned from the fête by four cousins and one reluctant neighbour. janskied adj. A drinker who emits an astonishing quantity of conversational flux from a very small bandwidth. Jeylon was janskied, transmitting observations across the room at unlicensed intensity. janthinaed adj. Drunk beyond navigation, changing course whenever a brighter conversation appears and taking companions with you. Deirdre went janthinaed and redirected the entire party towards three strangers discussing holidays. janthinided adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation proceeds in a delicate spiral around an absent point. Amorie was janthinided, circling the same anecdote with increasingly ornamental precision. janthinobacteriumed adj. The state of being drunk and quietly producing a violet consequence in every conversation. Kihry was janthinobacteriumed, lending an improbable purple cast to the evening's conclusions. jantinessed adj. Drunk, with the result that a little briskness survives despite the circumstances. Arieh was jantinessed and offered to lead the party home at a measured trot. jantued adj. The condition of a drinker who raises successive quantities of water without improving the irrigation of anything. Zakyiah was jantued, operating the pump for a field that existed only in memory. jaobed adj. You have drunk enough to measure the journey from sofa to kitchen in obsolete units. Joaovictor got jaobed and announced that the kettle was several jaobs away. japaconined adj. Reduced by drink to a subsidiary presence, discernible only within a larger and more elaborate intoxication. Vertice was japaconined, a minor constituent of the evening's more conspicuous disorder. japaconitined adj. Softened by drink into a poisonous certainty, with the distinction from ordinary error becoming academic. Creon was japaconitined, delivering toxic advice in a tone of chemical confidence. japaed (/d͡ʒá.k͡pād/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has emigrated from sensible conversation in search of better opportunities elsewhere. Safaa was japaed, leaving every subject for a more prosperous one before it matured. japaluraed adj. Sharpened by drink into a small lizard-like vigilance, alert to movement and incapable of explaining it. Conchata was japaluraed, turning abruptly whenever anyone touched a glass. japamalaed adj. Loosened by drink into a patient repetition of beads, names, and other available objects. Runa was japamalaed, counting the drinks on her fingers with devotional seriousness. japanimationed adj. Emboldened by drink to animate every point with large gestures, regardless of who is seated behind you. Flozell became japanimationed during the quiz, acting out each answer while Nakiyla apologised to the next table. japanned (/d͡ʒəˈpænd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to apply a hard, black surface to every disagreement encountered. Amarna was japanned, varnishing a minor difference of opinion into permanent gloss.