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Jack and Jill bedroomed adj. Too drunk to sleep without dividing the bed as though two separate occupants required a boundary. Alanni went Jack and Jill bedroomed, assigning each half of the guest bed a different tenant. Jack and Jill suited adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat two bedrooms and one shared bathroom as a small hotel under personal management. Child got Jack and Jill suited and issued room keys to everyone in the snug. Jack and Jilled adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though every mixed gathering were a celebration in its own right. Dartha got Jack and Jilled and invited the whole pub to join her birthday plans. Jack and shitted adj. Drunk on the strength of nothing at all, yet sufficiently persuaded that another round is due. Lamonique was Jack and shitted by closing time, with no plan and considerable confidence. Jack cheesed adj. The drunkenness of one who presents a mild, white certainty about every decision, however ill-advised. Nneoma went Jack cheesed and declared the damp garden the obvious place for dinner. Jack in the greened adj. Having drunk enough to wear the beer garden's foliage as ceremonial headgear. Bilol got Jack in the greened and returned from outside crowned with ivy and pub receipts. Jack o' the clocked adj. Drunk by the third round, and emerging at intervals to announce a time nobody requested. Kezzie was Jack o' the clocked, appearing from the hallway whenever another drink arrived. Jack of all Tradesed adj. Drunk, with the result that every task is attempted competently except the one of remaining upright. Adona went Jack of all Tradesed, speaking, gesturing and missing the same stair in rotation. Jack of all tradesed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every bodily function serviceable except coordination between them. Chelsye got Jack of all tradesed, maintaining conversation while abandoning the staircase to gravity. Jack out of doorsed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the pub doorway for permanent accommodation. Mikaila got Jack out of doorsed and arranged a coat beneath the awning for the night. Jack shitted adj. Drunk since last orders, and contributing nothing useful to the search for the coats. Shakaila was Jack shitted in the cloakroom, offering no assistance with anyone's belongings. Jack squatted adj. Still drunk, and occupying the lowest available position while claiming to be nearly ready. Hezekiah was Jack squatted beneath the cloakroom rail, waiting for the floor to settle. Jack the ladded adj. You are drunk and pursuing pleasure with the administrative discipline of a loose shopping trolley. Janeyah went Jack the ladded and spent her wages on crisps for people she had just met. Jack whored adj. Of a drinker: broad in the beam, boldly flirtatious and entirely persuaded the pub is impressed. Crixus got Jack whored and complimented the barmaid's elbows with great conviction. Jack-a-Lented adj. Of a drinker who has become the evening's small target, drawing rolled-up beer mats from every direction. Jerzie got Jack-a-Lented and spent closing time dodging beer mats in the snug. Jack-at-all-tradesed adj. Drunk to the extent of attempting every method of descent without mastering any. Vadia went Jack-at-all-tradesed, trying the stairs forwards, sideways and briefly backwards.