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japannered adj. Slowed by drink to the measured pace of one applying successive coats of varnish. Jabriya was japannered, taking a full minute to complete the journey to the cloakroom. japanneried adj. Drunk and converted into a small workshop where every available surface receives an unsolicited finish. Georganne was japanneried, treating the pub table as a site of decorative industry. japanninged adj. Having drunk more than a lacquered breakfast can reflect, and shellac seems a reasonable breakfast. Higinio arrived japanninged, his toast shining with the solemnity of fresh varnish. japanwared adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every breakfast plate for heirloom lacquerware, and handle it accordingly. Tajmir went japanwared after breakfast and carried his cereal bowl with both hands. japanzeed adj. A drinker so far gone that the human interval has become historically obsolete and the knuckles seem persuasive. Kayta grew japanzeed and greeted the taxi driver with an entirely unnecessary display of agility. japbenzaconined adj. You are drunk and chemically altered beyond useful breakfast conversation, though the alteration is difficult to isolate. Chardonnay was japbenzaconined, staring at the kettle as if awaiting its analytical report. japchaed adj. Of a drinker: discovering, the morning after, that noodles, vegetables and yesterday's decisions have become one dish. Nerea was japchaed, separating breakfast strands with the concentration of a laboratory technician. japered adj. Of a drinker who has made a joke of breakfast, then forgotten whether it was deliberate. Tamyria was japered by the kettle, which she addressed as though it had started the argument. japeried adj. Describing a drinker who continues joking through the headache, with diminishing evidence of a plan. Shykira stayed japeried over dry toast, making elaborate observations about the butter. japestered adj. A drinker who has turned the morning after into a small prank upon everyone required to help them. Katilin, japestered, hid the paracetamol in the bread bin and forgot why. japinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after is treated as material for further joking. Fiaz was japinged, describing the headache as a guest who had overstayed breakfast. japishnessed adj. The state of being drunk and lightly mischievous, particularly when faced with a serious breakfast. Laden's japishnessed state made the cereal packet an object of prolonged suspicion. japodagrinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a complicated morning-after discomfort with no obvious household cause. Kellina woke japodagrinned and inspected her ankles before attempting the stairs. japodagroned adj. The drunkenness of one who wakes with an elaborate internal complaint and no useful account of yesterday. Fadil was japodagroned, presenting his stomach's objections in several careful stages. japonaised adj. Softened by drink into an almond meringue dessert, particularly after the first attempt at breakfast. Ismae woke japonaised and collapsed gently against the kitchen counter. japonaiseried adj. Sharpened by drink into an art object, with the morning after providing the decorative disorder. Lutece arrived japonaiseried, turning the breakfast table into an exhibition of misplaced objects.