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japonated (/ˈdʒapəneɪtd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a salt-like residue of the evening, dissolving readily in morning water. Dokota looked japonated and accepted the glass of water without asking what it contained. japonicadomed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an upper-class breakfast conducted under obsolete social rules. Darsey was japonicadomed, taking ten minutes to butter one slice and twice that to speak. japonicaed adj. Emboldened by drink to resemble a hardy garden plant, surviving the morning in an improbable upright position. Louva stood japonicaed beside the sink, flowering briefly over a slice of toast. japonilured adj. Drunk and irresistibly drawn towards the nearest sweet, stale or otherwise beetle-worthy breakfast. Lyanne was japonilured, following the scent of jam through the kitchen without breakfast shoes. japonismed adj. Drunk to the point where the morning is arranged as an influence on art, design and the recovery of breakfast. Rayann woke japonismed and redesigned the kitchen around one surviving cup of tea. japoniumed adj. Drunk enough to behave like a newly proposed element, present in the room but not yet accepted by science. Patricie was japoniumed, occupying the sofa while the household debated her exact properties. japowed adj. Drunk past the point of retaining moisture, leaving the morning soft, dry and unexpectedly weightless. Tanvir came down japowed, shedding powdery crumbs over the breakfast table. japygided adj. Drunk in a way that produces a small, pale, many-legged search for water beneath the furniture. Aretina woke japygided and investigated the underside of every chair before breakfast. japygoided adj. Drunk, with the result that breakfast is approached as a subterranean expedition requiring several spare limbs. Simina was japygoided, searching under the dresser for the water she had already found. jaquimaed adj. Drunk to a degree that the morning requires bridle-like guidance, preferably towards water and away from traffic. Esiquiel was jaquimaed, led gently from the sofa to the kitchen by a patient flatmate. jar milled adj. The state of being drunk and steadily reducing every decision to small, revolving pieces. Kwadjo got jar milled and subjected the seating plan to prolonged mechanical refinement. jar openered adj. The condition of a drinker who approaches every sealed matter with misplaced confidence and both hands. Sarem became jar openered and promised to solve the landlord's stuck window before pudding. jar-owled adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes the darkest corner for a reasonable place to advise others. Silviana grew jar-owled and delivered nocturnal counsel from behind the coat stand. jaracacaed adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently venomous commentary, delivered before its target has finished speaking. Zakarian went jaracacaed and corrected the chef's pronunciation from three tables away. jaraguaed adj. Reduced by drink to nourishing misplaced plans which everybody else must somehow consume. Freya-lilly was jaraguaed and tried to feed the committee an ambitious holiday itinerary. jarandolited adj. Softened by drink into a complicated mineral specimen, certain that every pressure reveals further wisdom. Johnjack became jarandolited and explained his complicated theory to the coat queue.