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jargonelled (/dʒɑːɡəˈnɛld/) adj. Still drunk, and pear-shaped in judgement, softness and the confidence with which each decision is offered. Claudio was jargonelled and insisted the lopsided buffet arrangement showed excellent structural taste. jargonered adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, yet perfectly confident that specialised words have settled the matter. Bettye was jargonered and resolved the seating dispute through terminology nobody recognised. jargonesed adj. Loosened by drink into obscure kitchen terminology, applied to the tap and the glass of water. Brandon became jargonesed and requested the sofa's hydration apparatus instead of a drink. jargoninged adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver unintelligible instructions about where the clean glasses are kept. Yalexia grew jargoninged while explaining the water arrangement to an increasingly patient Marcum. jargonisationed adj. You are drunk and incorporating kitchen terminology into every account of finding the sofa. Vergean got jargonisationed and called the glass of water a hydration receptacle. jargonisted adj. Slowed by drink to explain every household task in specialised language before attempting it. Enrike became jargonisted and spent five minutes defining the operation of filling a glass. jargonitised adj. Drunk and turning ordinary domestic instructions into a prolonged exchange of specialist language. Liyam got jargonitised while asking where the water was, and nobody found out. jargoniumed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen's rejected names seem preferable to the names in use. Radcliffe became jargoniumed and insisted the glass of water required its obsolete designation. jargonizationed adj. Drunk enough to incorporate household jargon into every sentence, including requests for water. Anandi became jargonizationed and asked Terraine to initiate the sofa-based recovery procedure. jargonned (/ˈdʒɑː.ɡənd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of describing ordinary decisions in terminology known only to their author. Hussayn became jargonned and called choosing a kebab an interdepartmental resource allocation. jargooned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a glass of water from a polished domestic mineral specimen. Adryon, jargooned, examined the tumbler on the coffee table as though it belonged in a cabinet. jarheaded adj. Drunk beyond ordinary domestic command, advancing on the kitchen with the confidence of a marine. Doreene went jarheaded and conducted a determined midnight landing on the biscuit cupboard. jaried adj. Having drunk enough to regard a loose golden thread as the beginning of a national costume. Laesha grew jaried and praised a thread on the carpet as an heirloom textile. jarinaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you hard-headed, pale, and chiefly interested in water. Corren was jarinaed by dawn, sitting rigidly on the sofa with both hands round a tumbler. jariyaed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the sofa seem an appropriate place for prolonged household servitude. Chantaye became jariyaed and asked Rhyon to bring water, adjust the cushion, and forgive the request. jarked adj. Drunk to the extent of stamping every glass, cushion, and kitchen surface with your approval. Infinite got jarked and began marking the water glass as though authenticating household property.