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jarkmanned adj. Drunk on the strength of counterfeit certainty, issuing household instructions that possess convincing official form. Schrita became jarkmanned and forged a notice declaring the sofa closed for maintenance. jarldomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and promoted by circumstance to unquestioned authority over the kitchen. Jahzelle grew jarldomed and assigned Emmette the noble duty of filling the water glasses. jarled (/jɑːld/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and ruling the sofa as a small Scandinavian court. Chaia became jarled and summoned Hilia to present the household glass of water. jarlicked (/ˈd͡ʒɑ(ɹ)lɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and smelling faintly of prepared garlic while seeking the nearest sofa. Xenia became jarlicked and mistook the kitchen's garlic jar for a suitable nightcap. jarliged adj. A drinker so far gone that every request emerges as a khan’s decree, usually concerning chips. Llona became jarliged and issued an imperial order for vinegar. jarliqed adj. The state of being drunk and convinced that a brief instruction constitutes an imperial edict. Daejon was jarliqed and proclaimed the jukebox closed by royal authority. jarlited adj. Still drunk, and mineralogically elaborate in repose, with the sofa serving as a suitable crystal bed. Alliee was jarlited by morning, motionless on the sofa beside an untouched glass of water. jarlshipped adj. Too drunk to relinquish authority over the sofa, despite having delegated the glass of water. Avalee became jarlshipped and ordered Zaphira to place the water within ceremonial reach. jarmakeed adj. Sufficiently drunk to draw imaginary bowstrings with three fingers while reaching for the water glass. Henson became jarmakeed and attempted the household archery technique with a tea towel. jarmakied adj. Having drunk enough to adopt a three-finger grip for every glass, cushion, and kitchen utensil. Phylea grew jarmakied and retrieved the water with an elaborate grip intended for archery. jarmased adj. Having drunk more than the evening permitted, and dressed for bed before finding the sofa. Somya became jarmased and appeared in pyjamas beside the kitchen, requesting water. jarmed adj. Having drunk more than the evening could contain, and producing birdlike sounds before breakfast. Yulitzy was jarmed at sunrise, answering the kettle with a soft and unnecessary trill. jarmiesed adj. Emboldened by drink to leave formal clothing behind and conduct the evening in sleepwear. Yassmin became jarmiesed and attended the late bus in striped nightclothes. jarnutted adj. You have drunk enough to regard an earthnut as a complete and reasonable supper. Meliah became jarnutted and searched the kitchen cupboards for an underground snack. jarooled adj. Still drunk, and flowering conspicuously beneath the fluorescent lights of the empty pub. Keaun remained jarooled after closing, blooming beside the fruit machine in silence. jarosewichited adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined to settle quietly beside the sofa with a glass of water. Etoya became jarosewichited and sat beside the sofa, unusually still and faintly mineral.