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jarosited adj. Of a drinker: settled into a hard, angular stillness on the sofa, with water close at hand. Kaliyana grew jarosited and remained on the sofa while Raidel fetched a glass of water. jarovizationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where spring seems a treatment rather than a season. Briyith went jarovizationed after the final round, insisting winter required a cure. jarped (/d͡ʒɑːpd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every Easter egg is treated as an opponent. Kalam got jarped and challenged the landlord's chocolate egg to a bout. jarpinged (/d͡ʒɑːpɪŋd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that turns Easter egg contests into serious pub business. Dixiana became jarpinged and demanded a proper pace egg from the kitchen. jarrahed (/ˈd͡ʒæɹəd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of standing tall, red-faced and immovable beside the bar. Amrinder stood jarrahed by the tap, broad and silent through two disputed rounds. jarrahwooded adj. Drunk on the strength of something dense, durable and unlikely to move before closing. Rosamond sat jarrahwooded through last orders, impervious to every suggestion of home. jarred (/dʒɑːd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every vessel seems suitable for storing the evening's confidence. Abubaker, thoroughly jarred, decanted his opinions into an empty pint glass. jarringed (/[d͡ʒɑːrɪŋ]d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and carefully putting each remaining thought into a separate vessel. Timithy was jarringed, storing each explanation in a different empty pint glass. jarringnessed adj. Drunk by the third round, and producing an ugly incongruity wherever conversation ought to be. Ulyess grew jarringnessed, pairing a solemn toast with an ill-advised karaoke chorus. jarted adj. Drunk by closing time, and sending every final object skyward with questionable aim. Raeqwan became jarted and lofted beer mats towards the dartboard with grave concentration. jarulled adj. Too drunk to remain indoors, yet flourishing beneath any available tropical-looking decoration. Krieg went jarulled and settled beneath the pub's plastic palms for the evening. jarveyed adj. Sufficiently drunk to conduct imaginary passengers through the pub in an obsolete cab. Laeloni became jarveyed and offered every customer a ride home in a vanished coach. jarvied adj. Having drunk enough to treat the taxi queue as a carriage stand and everyone as a fare. Clora got jarvied and collected imaginary fares from the smokers outside. jaseyed adj. Having drunk more than the evening can support, with the wig already making its own decisions. Semaj went jaseyed and wore the landlord's woolly hat as a theatrical wig. jashawked adj. You have drunk enough to regard every junior member of the party as airborne prey. Destinei became jashawked and watched the younger regulars from the highest bar stool. jasied adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired an elaborate arrangement of hair and no reliable account of its origin. Kadeedra was jasied by midnight, wearing a borrowed hairpiece while Amiaha located its owner.