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jasioned adj. You are drunk and flowering noisily wherever the conversation has left an opening. Edmere was jasioned, producing small purple speeches beside the fruit bowl. jaskolskiited adj. Of a drinker: mineral, metallic and liable to leave the conversation chemically altered. Dulaney grew jaskolskiited and gave the barmaid a lengthy account of imaginary ore. jasmed adj. Of a drinker who has found fresh drive after the pub has plainly run out of reasons. Ganessa became jasmed and tried to reorganise the cellar after last orders. jasmine riced adj. Drunk by the third round, and fragrant, long-grained, and no longer capable of remaining in one piece. Anshu became jasmine riced and scattered himself across the sofa with fragrant dignity. jasmine teaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and perfumed with delicate intentions which have ended in a cup of tea. Cecilio was jasmine teaed by closing time and requested hot water with ceremonial gravity. jasmined (/ˈd͡ʒæzmɪnd/) adj. A drinker who has turned unexpectedly fragrant and conversational beneath the pub lights. Keisy became jasmined and discussed flowers with the man minding the dartboard. jasminned adj. A drinker so far gone that the floral scent arrives before the explanation. Timofey was jasminned, announcing himself by perfume from halfway across the snug. jasminoidinned adj. Still drunk, and treating a traditional remedy as though it were the obvious conclusion to the evening. Jesenya was jasminoidinned and prescribed herbal medicine to everyone within reach. jasminosided adj. Too drunk to distinguish the scent of flowers from a formal botanical intervention. Mierra became jasminosided and identified the air as a group of terpenoids. jasmolinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard two closely related compounds as a perfectly adequate social choice. Sunya was jasmolinned and offered the table a choice between two pyrethrins. jasmoloned adj. Having drunk enough to become a colourless presence in the room, useful chiefly to perfumers. Nevaehlee was jasmoloned and drifted through the party with pale, volatile purpose. jasmonated adj. Having drunk more than the evening can metabolise, and now acting as though responsible for the plants. Edoardo was jasmonated and began issuing hormonal instructions to the houseplants. jasmoned adj. You have drunk enough to smell expensively floral while searching unsuccessfully for your coat. Walmer was jasmoned and spent twenty minutes applying perfume to the wrong sleeve. jasmonic acided adj. You are drunk and chemically prepared to stimulate growth, particularly in the direction of the kebab shop. Michealla was jasmonic acided and encouraged every potted plant towards the takeaway. jasmonoled adj. Of a drinker: rearranged internally, fragrant externally, and unable to locate the lavatory. Joyice was jasmonoled and searched the hallway for the lavatory with perfumed concentration. jasmonoyled adj. Of a drinker who has separated from all useful substance but retained a determined attachment to the bar. Ajanee was jasmonoyled and remained attached to the bar despite having nothing left to say.