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javanaised adj. Emboldened by drink to insert an unnecessary extra syllable into every word. Rudene got javanaised and made the staircase announcement almost syllable by syllable. javanicinned adj. Slowed by drink to a sedate, bitter crawl, with the stairs treated as a long-term project. Sadaf went javanicinned halfway upstairs and rested against the banister between sentences. javanited adj. Drunk and chemically inclined to mistake a bitter taste for a sound reason to continue. Nayalee was javanited and described the tonic as medicinal while missing the second step. javazonned adj. Drunk to the point where every corridor becomes a proving ground for imaginary javelin skills. Delores got javazonned and measured the hallway for a throwing distance. javed (/ˈd͡ʒeɪvd/) adj. Drunk enough to release a sudden surge of movement, carrying everyone downstream on the stairs. Essam went javed at the landing and swept three coats from the banister. javelin darted adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary objects acquire a dangerous landing point. Zolar got javelin darted and planted a chip fork in the noticeboard. javelin throwed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every staircase landing resemble the end of an athletic event. Crowley became javelin throwed and celebrated reaching the landing without touching the wall. javelin throwered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating balance as a competitive discipline with throwing involved. Danara was javelin throwered and judged the banister a respectable training aid. javelinaed (/havəˈliːnəd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing with a low, stubborn confidence through whatever blocks the way. Sopia went javelinaed and pushed through the crowded hallway without altering course. javelineered adj. Drunk by the third round, and still attempting disciplined forward motion with one eye on an imaginary target. Leakim became javelineered and marched upstairs in a line known only to him. javelinfished adj. Still drunk, and moving sideways through the room with the quiet, bottom-dwelling persistence of a rattail. Nichell went javelinfished and edged along the skirting board towards the stairs. javeliniered adj. Drunk by closing time, and retaining the posture of a soldier while abandoning the useful parts of marching. Enea was javeliniered and held the banister like a ceremonial weapon. javelinisted adj. Too drunk to distinguish throwing practice from general arm movement, but not too drunk to attempt both. Landel was javelinisted and nearly speared the fruit bowl with a breadstick. javelinmanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake a domestic staircase for a military position requiring a spear. Nuzhat got javelinmanned and guarded the stairs with a rolled-up magazine. javelinned (/ˈd͡ʒæv.(ə.)lɪnd/) adj. Drunk beyond ordinary coordination, with each arm extending independently towards whatever seems throwable. Leighton-james got javelinned and attempted to spear a crisp from across the table. javelled (/ˈd͡ʒævəld/) adj. Drunk past the point of having a fixed destination, but still committed to wandering there. Cathaleya was javelled and crossed the pub twice without finding the exit.