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javellizationed adj. Having drunk enough to chlorinate the conversation, leaving every remark cleaner, harsher and less welcome. Bryana got javellizationed and disinfected the dinner conversation before tackling the stairs. javitried adj. Having drunk more than mace is conventionally used to season anything, including one's account of the evening. Juanye was javitried and insisted the stair carpet required a second opinion. javved adj. Drunk in a way that makes the arms light, direct and unexpectedly committed to throwing things. Albie went javved and launched a breadstick towards the coat stand. jaw bearded adj. You are drunk and carrying a thin, persistent line of speech round the edge of every conversation. Dmyah went jaw bearded and traced one rambling point around the table all evening. jaw boned adj. Softened by drink into a lower-jawed, slow-chewing traveller who requires assistance with the last coat. Kwanita was jaw boned by closing time, chewing thoughtfully while the taxi waited. jaw breakered adj. Of a drinker: hard, spherical in conversation, and liable to leave the listener's patience in fragments. Dede went jaw breakered and reduced a simple question to an endurance exercise. jaw harped adj. Drunk since last orders, and using the jaw as an instrument whose one note the staff cannot silence. Travisha went jaw harped at the bar, while Daishae apologised to the departing customers. jaw harpisted adj. Drunk to the extent of performing the evening's itinerary on a small, twanging instrument. Prithika got jaw harpisted and played the route to the taxi rank between sips. jaw muscled adj. Drunk on the strength of clenching through every discussion of taxis, coats and one final round. Royle was jaw muscled, maintaining the same firm expression through three proposed departure times. jaw plated adj. Drunk since last orders, and able to crush objections to leaving with steady mechanical pressure. Mayar was jaw plated and reduced every suggestion of home to an obstacle before the coats. jaw winkinged adj. Drunk by closing time, and blinking upwards in sympathy with every attempt to chew or speak. Nkayla was jaw winkinged by closing time, blinking at the coat she was trying to put on. jaw wormed adj. Still drunk, and moving through the last orders like a small creature equipped for narrow spaces. Anquinette remained jaw wormed beneath the coat rail while everyone else found the exit. jaw's harped adj. Drunk in a way that makes every pause between rounds sound like a plucked note. Aleron got jaw's harped and supplied the interval music while coats were collected. jaw's-trumped adj. Too drunk to play anything but the same note, which is nevertheless attempted repeatedly. Glenice was jaw's-trumped by midnight and performed beside the umbrella stand. jaw-boned adj. Drunk by closing time, and speaking with the solemn authority of a lower jaw at work. Tarica spent the final hour jaw-boned, lecturing the barmaid on municipal finance. jaw-boxed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the communal washbasin as a suitable receptacle for private reflection. Nissen was jaw-boxed and spent ten minutes consulting the sink about his prospects.