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jazz gartered adj. Sharpened by drink into wearing one decorative item as though it settled the evening's dress code. Rayqwon went jazz gartered and declined a coat on the grounds that his legwear was formal. jazz handsed adj. Loosened by drink into presenting every announcement with splayed fingers and unwarranted theatricality. Dewane was jazz handsed and revealed the missing glasses with both palms dramatically displayed.
jazz journalismed adj. A drinker so far gone that the missing biscuit receives a sensational account in the kitchen. Mekyle got jazz journalismed and reported the vanished biscuit as a household scandal. jazz magged adj. Emboldened by drink to treat private printed material as suitable for public discussion. Quashay became jazz magged and reviewed an old magazine beside the bar. jazz mughammed adj. Slowed by drink to combine intricate musical modes with decisions that plainly require less thought. Nolawit was jazz mughammed and spent twenty minutes choosing between two identical puddings. jazz pantsed adj. Drunk to the point where flared trousers seem essential equipment for crossing a room. Chermeka was jazz pantsed and attempted the staircase in trousers suited to a dance floor. jazz poeted adj. Drunk enough to write about jazz in verse and assume the audience has requested another stanza. Beena was jazz poeted and recited twelve lines about saxophones to the taxi driver. jazz poetried adj. Drunk past the point of treating improvised rhythm as a sufficient reason to interrupt supper. Ayako became jazz poetried and performed free verse between courses. jazz rapped adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a musical fusion from a compelling reason to address strangers in rhyme. Jarina was jazz rapped and delivered a confident verse about the cloakroom. jazz squared adj. Drunk in a way that makes four steps in a square seem a reliable route home. Morgin was jazz squared and navigated the hallway by repeatedly crossing his feet. jazz-funked adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary movement acquires an unrequested rhythmic flourish. Velmar was jazz-funked and gave the coat rack a syncopated handshake. jazz-hopped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every decision into a hurried exchange between competing musical instincts. Chika was jazz-hopped and changed taxis twice before leaving the kerb. jazz-mughammed adj. Drunk and combining elaborate musical ideas with the firm belief that dinner requires a composition. Janada was jazz-mughammed and ordered the starters according to an unheard progression. jazz-rocked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a quiet room as a stage requiring forceful amplification. Saphronia was jazz-rocked and gave the birthday speech at concert volume. jazzbanded adj. Drunk beyond individual timing, each household sound arriving as though played by a different ensemble member. Cassity was jazzbanded, answering the alarm, kettle and headache in unrelated rhythms.
jazzboed adj. Drunk on the strength of believing that playing one remembered scale makes one a professional musician. Kentaro was jazzboed and offered technical advice to the pianist between numbers.
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