J - Page 129
jazzniked adj. Drunk, with the result that the fridge hum receives informed criticism from the sofa. Kathyrne got jazzniked and reviewed the fridge's timing while pouring water. jazzophiled adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a saucepan lid seem worth listening to attentively. Lakeyn was jazzophiled and held the saucepan lid close to one ear. jazzophoned adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the long-handled kitchen utensils for an elaborate brass instrument. Dion became jazzophoned and attempted a duet with the kettle. jazzpersonned adj. Drunk on the strength of a rhythm section found somewhere between the sofa and the sink. Litsy was jazzpersonned and tapped out a complicated rhythm on the draining board. jazzstepped adj. Drunk since last orders, and moving between sofa and kitchen in abrupt, carefully syncopated bursts. Jerahmeel came jazzstepped into the kitchen, paused, and returned with the wrong glass. jazzstered adj. Drunk by the third round, and giving the washing-up an unnecessary but confident arrangement. Lorayna was jazzstered, stacking the plates according to a private musical principle. jazzwomanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and conducting the kettle from the sofa with one raised finger. Fennick found Yusha jazzwomanned, directing the kettle without leaving the sofa. jbed adj. The condition of a drinker who has confused age, attractiveness and admissibility with increasing confidence. Sanora got jbed and praised the youngest person at the gathering for looking mature. je ne sais quaed adj. Still drunk, and possessed of an indefinable quality that makes locating the kitchen unusually attractive. Martice was je ne sais quaed, drawing everyone towards the kitchen without saying why. je ne sais quoied (/ˌʒə nə seɪ ˈkwɑːd/) adj. Too drunk to explain why the glass of water, the sofa and the kitchen now seem distinctive. Jacquon became je ne sais quoied and gave the water glass an approving inspection. jealous husbands problemed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard carrying a glass from kitchen to sofa as a puzzle with unsafe intermediate positions. Lilyona was jealous husbands problemed, refusing to cross the room without an escorting cushion. jealousied (/ˈd͡ʒɛləsid/) adj. Of a drinker: convinced that the kitchen, sofa and water glass are distributing attention unfairly. Brentlee became jealousied and counted the times Renota visited the kitchen. jealousinged adj. Having drunk enough to make the sofa jealous of the kitchen and the water glass jealous of both. Marysa became jealousinged, asking why the kettle had received more attention than the sofa. jealousnessed adj. Having drunk more than enough to suspect the sofa is keeping the best of the cushions to itself. Sayveon was jealousnessed and accused the armchair of favouring Renota. jeanbandyited adj. Describing a drinker who has settled heavily into the sofa, dense with mineral certainty and awaiting water. Savannahmarie was jeanbandyited, immovable beneath a blanket with one hand extended for water. jeaned (/d͡ʒeɪnd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired the durable, creased composure of denim on the sofa. Jaqueline sat jeaned on the sofa, accepting water with the resilience of old trousers.