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jeanetted adj. A drinker who has become coarse and useful as lining for the sofa, particularly after the kitchen closes. Gardner was jeanetted, providing a rough but serviceable lining for the sofa. jeans jacketed adj. Drunk, with the result that every chair is treated as a fitting room and every sleeve as a pocket. Sheneika got jeans jacketed and spent ten minutes checking whether the barmaid approved her cuffs. jeansweared adj. Drunk to a degree that denim seems suitable for every occasion, including a quiet word with the landlord. Cassidey went jeansweared and defended her outfit to three people who had not mentioned it. jeared adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every passing remark as material for a jibe. Brejae got jeared and found a punchline in the till receipt. jeasted adj. Drunk on the strength of a jest, and still explaining it after the room has moved on. Kealie became jeasted and repeated the same old joke beside the fruit machine. jeated adj. Sufficiently drunk to emit a forceful, perfectly directed stream, usually while looking for the lavatory. Dennese became jeated and watered the geraniums from an unexpectedly impressive distance. jebaited adj. Drunk since last orders, and readily lured into every prank offered over the sticky table. Markasia was jebaited into inspecting the empty crisps packet as though it contained evidence. jebelled (/ˈd͡ʒɛbəld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and standing over the conversation like a hill nobody elected to climb. Abrienne was jebelled beside the fireplace, answering questions from a considerable height. jebenaed adj. Still drunk, and pouring small, dark measures for anyone willing to call them coffee. Lavarious remained jebenaed at breakfast, offering bitter refills from the least suitable pot. jecorinned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a liver from a suitable receptacle for the evening's remaining drink. Josselyn got jecorinned and asked whether the bar served anything from the offal counter. jectsed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the pub's several floors as a private housing development. Monyka was jectsed and assigned the upstairs landing to people waiting for chips. jed (/ˈd͡ʒaɪd/) adj. Having drunk more than a joint can reasonably explain, and still blaming the joint. Rostislav got jed and attributed his negotiations with the umbrella to tobacco. jedcocked adj. Having drunk enough to spring unexpectedly into conversation, then vanish before anyone can answer. Kyong became jedcocked at dinner, interrupting three people before retreating behind the curtains. jedding axed adj. Having drunk enough to approach every bit of masonry with one flat side and one pointed opinion. Cheyrl went jedding axed and tapped the fireplace as though testing a wall for weakness. jedged adj. Drunk beyond recognising that a raised voice is not a legal argument. Aiyonna got jedged and objected to the shape of the ashtray. jedgmented adj. A drinker who has reached a conclusion, though not necessarily the correct room. Jamika became jedgmented and concluded that the hallway was the dining area.