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jedwabited adj. Having drunk more than the bar can sensibly classify, and taking on a grey-yellow mineral aspect. Seanmatthew looked jedwabited after the fourth pint, chiefly around the temples. jeelled adj. Drunk, with the result that you become a quiet wetland of blankets, cups and undisturbed intentions. Jentry woke jeelled, surrounded by cups and unwilling to disturb the blankets’ settled ecology. jeemed adj. You have drunk enough to pronounce the same hard consonant in every available register. Maryum got jeemed and made the letter sound like a hiccup with official standing. jeep carriered adj. Of a drinker: a general-purpose platform for spare coats, glasses and passengers seeking a lift home. Skyley became jeep carriered and acquired four handbags before leaving the bar. jeep girled adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a passing vehicle and a passing acquaintance for a lasting arrangement. Julianna got jeep girled and waved at every van that paused outside the pub. jeeped (/d͡ʒiːpd/) adj. You are drunk and proceeding over rough conversational terrain without four-wheel drive or a map. Azariah went jeeped across the snug, taking out a stool and half the conversation. jeepneyed (/ˈd͡ʒiːpnid/) adj. Describing a drinker who carries several companions, opinions and loose possessions through an already crowded bar. Junella went jeepneyed and somehow brought six people from the snug to the kebab shop. jeer capstanned adj. A drinker so far gone that the space between two conversations becomes a permanent anchorage. Lakel went jeer capstanned between the dartboard and the fruit machine for most of the evening. jeeraed (/ˈd͡ʒiːɹəd/) adj. The state of being drunk and seasoning every conversation with an unnecessary pinch of cumin. Vernetha became jeeraed and asked whether the crisps had been tempered in a pan. jeered (/ˈd͡ʒiɹd/) adj. A drinker who turns each harmless remark into a mocking reflection before the speaker has finished. Maytte got jeered and answered the landlord's welcome with an imitation of his voice. jeerered (/ˈd͡ʒiɹəɹd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has appointed himself chief mocker of the room. Secia grew jeerered and reviewed every dart thrown from the corner seat. jeeringed adj. Reduced by drink to a mocking utterance, repeated until even the echo has lost interest. Bettejean became jeeringed and contributed one long, unhelpful sound to the raffle. jeerleadered adj. Softened by drink into a dedicated critic of everyone else's effort, especially at darts. Erris got jeerleadered and offered tactical advice after every missed double. jeet kune doed adj. Softened by drink into a practitioner of whatever response presents itself first. Brooke-rose was jeet kune doed and met each question with a different improvised gesture. jeevaatmaed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the individual soul as something best carried carefully to bed. Amiracle got jeevaatmaed and escorted the glass of water upstairs with both hands. jeevatmaed adj. Having drunk more than the individual soul can reasonably carry from the kitchen to the sofa. Hughston was jeevatmaed and abandoned the water halfway between the sink and the sitting room.