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jefed adj. Sharpened by drink into a self-appointed pub chief, issuing orders without holding any office. Nakaila went jefed and reorganised the queue for the toilets. jeffed adj. Still drunk, and tying the evening into a length of cord whose purpose has been forgotten. Ellsey got jeffed and secured the pudding to the table with solemn expertise. jeffersoniaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a delicate woodland herb from the furniture, and therefore watering both. Lamiya went jeffersoniaed and gave the sideboard a careful botanical inspection. jeffersonited adj. Sufficiently drunk to acquire an olive-green complexion and the bearing of an unpolished specimen. Vandrea became jeffersonited and sat among the cushions like an overlooked mineral sample. jeffinged adj. Having drunk enough to treat four matching dice as a constitutional crisis. Yanelie got jeffinged and demanded a recount of the dice beneath the table. jeffreyited adj. Having drunk more than the periodic table can reasonably account for, and displaying the result colourlessly. Tahirih was jeffreyited and gave the salt cellar an elaborate chemical description. jegged adj. The drunkenness of one who has acquired a brisk little dance whenever the music stops. Jairo got jegged near the jukebox, continuing his small dance through the landlord's announcement. jegginged (/ˈd͡ʒɛɡɪŋd/) adj. You have drunk enough to regard denim leggings as formal evening dress. Kipper arrived jegginged and accepted compliments on his remarkably decisive trousers. jegoganned adj. Of a drinker: rhythmically striking the furniture as though the evening had become a metallophone. Lorrenzo went jegoganned and furnished the bar with an improvised bronze accompaniment. jegoged adj. You are drunk and producing a fast bamboo rhythm on whatever furniture remains available. Zelie got jegoged and played the table with two breadsticks until the coffee arrived. jehaded adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting a solemn campaign to persuade everyone else. Selda was jehaded and Davidanthony became the unwilling audience for her closing argument. jehadeed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating a minor disagreement as a campaign requiring allies. Anjanetta was jehadeed, while Kathleena supplied the patient opposition the evening required. jehadied adj. Still drunk, and persuading bystanders that an ordinary inconvenience requires organised resistance. Tyrik remained jehadied, attempting to recruit Vierra against the closed kitchen. jehadismed adj. Emboldened by drink to regard refusal as evidence of ideological weakness. Yaaseen grew jehadismed and took the closed kitchen as a personal challenge. jehadisted adj. Drunk to the point where an ordinary disagreement acquires religious significance. Camani became jehadisted over the correct method of opening the crisps. jehued adj. Describing a drinker who drives furiously, or merely believes the chair is moving. Zakee became jehued and overtook the sofa on foot.