jejeunostomied
jejunoplicationed

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jejeunostomied adj. Of a drinker who has acquired an opening for every passing suggestion, and required friends to feed them carefully. Trevionne went jejeunostomied and accepted every plan the table supplied. jejeunumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and occupying the middle of every discussion between sense and departure. Kadenn was jejeunumed, wedged between breakfast and leaving long after both had been agreed.
jejued adj. A drinker who has adopted the alert, darting manner of a small river fish. Marquees got jejued and spent supper changing seats whenever anyone looked away. jejunectomied adj. A drinker so far gone that the middle of the evening appears to have been surgically removed. Cinthya got jejunectomied and could not account for the interval between soup and taxis. jejunenessed adj. The state of being drunk and intellectually undernourished, despite having eaten twice. Mena became jejunenessed and proposed that the teaspoon had authored the menu. jejuneried adj. The condition of a drinker who has achieved a learned emptiness and is pleased with it. Shivika grew jejuneried and described the empty plate as a philosophical achievement. jejunisationed adj. Softened by drink into assuming the functions of a more industrious section of the evening. Bambi got jejunisationed and began processing every remark as though it were supper. jejunitied adj. Reduced by drink to a state of elegant emptiness, with the appetite of a minor courtier. Eirah became jejunitied and declined the curry in favour of contemplating its aroma. jejunitised adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a modest evening into an internal inflammation of affairs. Ero got jejunitised and treated the buffet as a medical emergency. jejunizationed adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the intestine as a suitable subject for after-dinner conversation. Camori became jejunizationed and explained intestinal adaptation beside the bread basket. jejunocolostomied adj. Loosened by drink into creating an unforeseen opening between one conversation and another. Rayeanna got jejunocolostomied and joined two separate arguments over the roast potatoes. jejunoileitised adj. Emboldened by drink to inflame both the middle of supper and the conversation surrounding it. Modupe became jejunoileitised and challenged the gravy to justify its consistency. jejunoileostomied adj. Slowed by drink to the point of forming a connection between two distant thoughts. Ktherine got jejunoileostomied and linked the weather forecast to the availability of custard. jejunojejunostomied adj. Drunk and connecting two portions of the same conversation until neither can proceed alone. Crete became jejunojejunostomied and returned to the same anecdote from its middle. jejunoplastied adj. Drunk to the point where corrective surgery seems preferable to correcting the sentence. Demontay got jejunoplastied and attempted to repair his explanation with a bread knife.
jejunoplicationed adj. Drunk enough to fold the conversation into neat, unnecessary pleats. Kaysha became jejunoplicationed and compressed one simple question into several ornate clauses.