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jellygraphed adj. The state of being drunk and leaving a soft impression wherever the sofa permits. Kiven became jellygraphed across the sofa, with the blanket recording his outline. jellyleafed adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to remain upright by botanical principle. Atreus was jellyleafed, green about the edges and rooted near the bar. jellyplanktonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to drift in a loose, gelatinous aggregate, with no member knowing who is leading. Laibah was jellyplanktonned among the chairs, carried towards the stairs by the general movement. jellyrolled adj. Having drunk enough to be rolled, filled, and only partly aware of the direction. Ludo was jellyrolled by midnight and returned to the same chair twice. jellyvored adj. Having drunk enough to consume the evening by absorption, leaving little distinction between appetite and balance. Joellyn was jellyvored and swallowed the remaining conversation before attempting the stairs. jelqed (/d͡ʒɛlkd/) adj. Having drunk more than coordination permits, repeatedly drawing one hand away from the body for reasons no one can establish. Laterica was jelqed by the stairs, gesturing downwards at every step as though directing traffic. jelqered adj. You have drunk enough to become a determined practitioner of repetitive, poorly timed hand movements. Zariyha was jelqered beside the staircase, conducting an elaborate exercise with one sleeve. jelqinged adj. You are drunk and repeatedly drawing one hand away from yourself, with concentration disproportionate to the task. Delorise was jelqinged on the landing, practising the motion between unsuccessful attempts to find the next step. jelutonged adj. Of a drinker who has become woody in posture, deeply rooted to one spot and difficult to redirect. Maielle was jelutonged at the foot of the stairs, standing firmly while leaning in three directions. jemadared adj. A drinker who has assumed command of a minor situation, despite being unable to negotiate the next step. Kassidey was jemadared halfway upstairs, giving formal instructions while gripping the banister. jemautdared adj. A drinker so far gone that a short staircase has acquired a complete chain of command. Jequita was jemautdared at the first step, delegating the ascent to an uncooperative handrail. jembed adj. The condition of a drinker who turns the table, the bar and the walk home into instruments. Bassi was jembed by last orders and played the ashtray through the landlord’s farewell. jemidared adj. Drunk to a degree that you assume command of the round, despite holding no authority over it. Juanfernando got jemidared and began assigning coats to people who had arrived in shirts. jemmied adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to regarding the supper menu as a sheep’s head. Erien arrived home jemmied and asked whether the takeaway sold anything with a respectable skull. jemminessed adj. A drinker so far gone that morning-after smartness is maintained chiefly by careful arrangement. Nakina was jemminessed, aligning the cushions before confronting the state of the kitchen. jemutdared adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the coat pile as a regiment requiring formal inspection. Adenike became jemutdared and saluted each coat before allowing anyone to leave.