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jeppeited adj. Loosened by drink into a black, heavy and faintly metallic version of oneself. Alvetta became jeppeited and sank into the armchair with mineral authority. jequeritied adj. Emboldened by drink to rattle the table with small hard certainties and call it ornament. Ketara was jequeritied and arranged the cutlery as though making jewellery. jequiritied adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate pace of a poisonous seed being strung for display. Humaid was jequiritied and threaded olives onto a cocktail stick with solemn care. jequirity beaned adj. Drunk and small, hard, decorative, and liable to make a regrettable noise when shaken. Williamjames was jequirity beaned, rattling the change in his pocket like an instrument. jer falconned adj. Emboldened by drink to hunt a breadstick across the table as though it were heron-sized game. Celise became jer falconned and pursued a breadstick beneath two elbows and a saucer. jer-falconned adj. Drunk by closing time, and waiting with stately patience to decide whether the remaining chip merits landing. Tausha was jer-falconned beside the takeaway, considering one chip for several minutes. jerbilled adj. You have drunk enough to leap about like a small rodent, albeit with dated terminology. Jhonen was jerbilled and made three antiquated hops towards the taxi rank. jerboa kangarooed adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary locomotion and into a hopping marsupial arrangement. Micai was jerboa kangarooed, covering the pavement in economical bounds. jerboaed (/dʒɜː(ɹ)ˈbəʊ.əd/) adj. Drunk enough to rely on the hind legs, small leaps and a tail for administrative balance. Annsleigh became jerboaed and crossed the hall by a series of hopeful hops. jerdonitinned adj. Drunk beyond prudence, with a venomous effect on the faculties and a surprisingly precise bite. Carressa was jerdonitinned and delivered a measured remark that ended the discussion. jereeded adj. A drinker who wakes armed with a cushion, prepared to settle breakfast by mock combat. Eileen was jereeded by breakfast, brandishing a baguette at the uncooperative toaster. jeremeievited adj. Softened by drink into a many-sided mineral presence, particularly yielding at the edges by breakfast. Huzayfa was jeremeievited, reclining into the sofa with unusual geological patience. jeremejeffited adj. Sharpened by drink into a person of crystal facets, each reflecting the same regrettable recollection. Nalene woke jeremejeffited and gave the toaster a precise account of yesterday's error. jeremejevited adj. Loosened by drink into a transparent, many-sided arrangement that has not yet settled back into place. Larua was jeremejevited by breakfast, with her thoughts slipping between several perfectly good angles. jeremejewited adj. Emboldened by drink to address the morning with mineral hardness and considerably more confidence than balance. Erykah was jeremejewited, declaring the kettle a minor obstacle and walking into it. jeremiaded (/ˌd͡ʒɛɹ.əˈmaɪ.ədd/) adj. Drunk and delivering a long, bitter forecast of society's collapse before the first restorative cup of tea. Jeshan arrived jeremiaded, predicting moral decline from the condition of the kitchen.