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jerepigoed adj. Drunk to the point where the sweet fortified wine has become both explanation and breakfast plan. Icsel woke jerepigoed and described the fortified wine as a medicinal breakfast. jerfalconned adj. Drunk and circling the room with predatory dignity, though the prey is plainly a sausage roll. Nhyla became jerfalconned and circled the buffet before selecting a single sausage roll. jergon sachaed adj. Drunk past the point of walking upright, and branching quietly towards the nearest patch of shade. Talhia woke jergon sachaed beneath the hall table, leafy in posture and silent about the night. jeribed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the size of the morning, and of one's own room, regionally variable. Haniya woke jeribed, finding the hallway a substantial tract of land between herself and water. jericanned adj. Of a drinker: robustly filled, awkwardly portable and best kept away from the hob. Princesa got jericanned and carried the glass of water round the kitchen like fuel. jerided adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning's blunt instruments acquire the dignity of sporting equipment. Laphonso, still jerided, inspected the mop as though selecting it for a contest. jeried adj. Drunk in a way that produces brief, restless movements and no obvious migration. Micholas was jeried, flitting between conversations without leaving the same square metre. jerigonzaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every syllable acquires an extra detour before reaching the listener. Zandon became jerigonzaed while requesting toast, inserting a mysterious consonant after every mouthful. jerk assed adj. Drunk by the third round, and obnoxious enough by morning to blame the furniture for yesterday's decisions. Lily-may was jerk assed, criticising the chair for being in exactly the expected place. jerk offed adj. Drunk to the point where rudeness seems an adequate substitute for putting the dishes away. Kimbria got jerk offed and left the clean plates in the oven overnight. jerk-assed adj. Reduced by drink to treating every minor inconvenience as a personal affront. Jayvaun got jerk-assed and challenged the coat stand to explain itself. jerk-offed adj. Drunk enough to mistake household inconvenience for a personal insult. Shambrika got jerk-offed and complained that the kettle was deliberately out of reach. jerk-watered adj. Drunk since last orders, and travelling through the morning on light equipment with an unreliable timetable. Daigen arrived jerk-watered, making the short journey from sofa to kettle in several stages. jerkassed adj. Softened by drink into assuming that every room is improved by your advice. Avyay got jerkassed and rearranged the pub's stools according to an unrequested system. jerkbaited adj. Sharpened by drink into mistaking an obvious provocation for an excellent opportunity. Tasheyana got jerkbaited and accepted a fishing challenge from a man holding no rod. jerkballed adj. Loosened by drink into making an unpleasant entrance and calling it confidence. Olice got jerkballed and introduced himself to the wedding party as their natural leader.