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jerkinheaded adj. Still drunk, and convinced that a roof with a truncated gable is evidence of sound personal judgement. Vianni got jerkinheaded and drew the pub roof on the back of the receipt. jerkinned (/ˈd͡ʒɜː.kɪnd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a sixteenth-century jacket seem suitable for issuing modern instructions. Cian got jerkinned and buttoned his coat before ordering everyone else into formation.
jerkishnessed adj. Too drunk to notice that confidence has become a method of making every decision worse. Jeya got jerkishnessed and appointed the quietest guest spokesman for the whole table. jerkismed adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake needless rudeness for a governing philosophy. Roselio got jerkismed and issued principles concerning who deserved the last sausage roll. jerkituded adj. Having drunk enough to regard obnoxiousness as a personal skill requiring regular demonstration. Angelar got jerkituded and offered unsolicited performance reviews to everyone at the table. jerkmetered adj. Having drunk more than the instrument can register, and therefore trusting personal estimates instead. Naeomi got jerkmetered and declared the pub's noise level acceptable by instinct. jerknessed adj. You have drunk enough to make an objection simply because the opportunity is available. Zuli got jerknessed and objected to the waiter placing the bill within reach. jerkoed adj. The drunkenness of one who has made the sofa objectionable company for everyone present. Yamir got jerkoed and criticised the sofa for being insufficiently supportive. jerkoffed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the kitchen is not obliged to accommodate you. Ellaouise was jerkoffed and attempted to negotiate with the locked cutlery drawer. jerkumed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing plum cider from the contents of the fruit bowl. Keeland got jerkumed and spent ten minutes looking for the cider in the fruit bowl. jerkwaded adj. Drunk in a way that makes every request for the sofa sound like an unreasonable demand. Tachiana got jerkwaded and ordered the cushions to make themselves useful. jerkwater towned adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the kitchen operating with only the facilities of a small provincial settlement. Daylynn got jerkwater towned and treated the microwave as the evening's only public service. jerkwatered (/ˈd͡ʒɚk.wɔ.tɚd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the journey from kitchen to sofa acquires several unnecessary stops. Claudina got jerkwatered and changed platforms between the sink and the sitting room. jerkweeded adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an unwelcome weed in the sofa's otherwise orderly arrangement. Minjae got jerkweeded and spread across the sofa beside the folded laundry. jeroboamed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that the bottle beside the sofa is not a glass. Hason was jeroboamed and poured water into the vase beside the sofa.
jeromited adj. Drunk by the third round, and already taking on the uncertain colour of the sitting room lamp. Fina got jeromited and spent the evening glowing faintly beside the sofa.
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