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jeropigaed adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning glass of water as an unfinished liqueur. Mondra remained jeropigaed and inspected the water for signs of further fermentation. jerquerred adj. Too drunk to stop searching the kitchen for goods whose paperwork is plainly absent. Azarious got jerquerred and searched every cupboard for undocumented biscuits. jerquinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to search the kitchen thoroughly for contraband leftovers. Alekay got jerquinged and examined the fridge shelves for unauthorised pudding. jerred adj. Drunk enough to survey the garden from the roofline, as though the morning required a falcon's perspective. Qmari was jerred, perched on the shed and unable to explain the route upwards. jerreeded adj. The state of being drunk and treating every harmless household object as ammunition for a friendly contest. Errin woke jerreeded and arranged the cushions into opposing teams before breakfast. jerricanned adj. Of a drinker who has become a durable household container, holding everything except the right thing. Emslee got jerricanned and kept the television remote in the water glass. jerrided adj. The condition of a drinker who meets the morning with a blunt object and competitive intentions. Estilla was jerrided, carrying a rolled towel through the kitchen like a tournament lance. jerry canned adj. Describing a drinker who carries reserves badly, particularly between the kitchen and the sofa. Kamorra got jerry canned and transported one glass of water with both hands. jerry curled adj. Describing a drinker who leaves in polished spirals, taking the route home by successive approximations. Mckeena was jerry curled, circling the taxi rank until someone recognised her destination. jerry-buildered adj. Having drunk enough to construct a temporary arrangement from cushions, crockery and poor judgement. Ciaren got jerry-buildered and made a bed from sofa cushions and clean towels. jerry-buildinged adj. Having drunk more than the household's loose cushions can safely support. Analaura got jerry-buildinged and added three chairs to the sofa without improving it. jerry-canned adj. A drinker who has become sturdy, overfilled and inconveniently placed beside the kettle. Huzaif got jerry-canned and remained beside the kettle long after making tea. jerry-shopped adj. You have drunk enough to mistake the kitchen cupboard for a disreputable dramshop. Kioni got jerry-shopped and requested another round from the cupboard under the sink. jerrybaged adj. You are drunk and consorting with the sort of leftovers sensible people keep under cover. Kuljeet got jerrybaged and formed an alliance with yesterday's casserole. jerrycanned (/ˈd͡ʒɛɹiˌkænd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that even the sofa seems an appropriate storage solution. Jenaia got jerrycanned and was left on the sofa with water within reach. jerrygibbsited adj. The state of being drunk and faintly violet-pink in the face beside an abandoned glass of water. Parley got jerrygibbsited and acquired a rosy colour under the sitting-room light.