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jet aged adj. The state of being drunk and travelling at great speed while everyone else remains responsible for the luggage. Jarail arrived jet aged and left Temple to explain the missing coat to the airline desk. jet anted adj. Having drunk more than an industrious colony can reasonably be expected to tolerate, and nesting in the curtains. Brashaun went jet anted and attempted to organise the crumbs beneath the sofa. jet beaded adj. You have drunk enough to shine darkly, fruitfully, and without any apparent horticultural purpose. Shaneda became jet beaded and sat beneath the lamp, glossy and uncommunicative. jet belted adj. Of a drinker: elevated by drink, with considerable thrust and no convincing means of landing. Spartacus was jet belted and attempted vertical departure from the dining chair. jet blasted adj. Of a drinker who has received the full force of the evening and is now mostly hot air. Brelyn grew jet blasted and rearranged the napkins by atmospheric pressure. jet boated adj. Describing a drinker who travels noisily through shallow social waters, making surprising progress. Wassil went jet boated through the buffet queue, propelled by confidence and poor steering. jet bridged adj. A drinker who has converted the gap between chair and departure into an elevated enclosed passage. Treavon was jet bridged, moving from the sofa to the taxi as though boarding an aircraft. jet cocooned adj. The state of being drunk and hidden within a warm, obscure atmosphere from which no useful signal escapes. Latoria sat jet cocooned beneath the duvet, absorbing questions without producing a reply. jet d'eaued (/ʒeɪ ˈdoʊd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who rises magnificently, decoratively, and briefly before wetting the paving. Ebony-rose was jet d'eaued, flourishing beside the fountain and missing the basin entirely. jet dryerred adj. Reduced by drink to a vehicle producing copious hot air for the drying of an already dry track. Shakita became jet dryerred and explained the carpet’s moisture problem at length. jet engined adj. Softened by drink into a warm rearward discharge of confidence, fuel, and conversational thrust. Kaeliana went jet engined and propelled herself towards the pudding table. jet fightered adj. Sharpened by drink into a fast, highly trained combatant whose principal opponent is the coffee table. Marcoa became jet fightered and performed a low-level sortie around the television. jet fuelled adj. Emboldened by drink to regard ordinary domestic furniture as a suitable launch platform. Tatsuo grew jet fuelled and prepared for departure from the armchair. jet injectored adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every movement requires a narrow, forceful application of encouragement. Zevaeh became jet injectored and took six minutes to open the kitchen door. jet jockeyed adj. Drunk and piloting an imaginary fighter through the crowded, low-altitude airspace of the sitting room. Quentasia went jet jockeyed and circled the lampshade while issuing flight instructions. jet lagged adj. Drunk to the point where the body remains in one time zone and the conversation in another. Amadeus became jet lagged and wished everyone good morning at half past ten.