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jet linered adj. Still drunk, and carrying passengers chiefly in the form of unwanted opinions. Rashonna was jet linered, transporting three acquaintances towards an argument about breakfast. jet machined adj. Drunk past the point of cleaning anything gently, and now removing the conversation by abrasive force. Farouq became jet machined and pressure-washed the table with an entire glass of water. jet packed adj. Drunk beyond the point where downward discharge and upward ambition can be distinguished. Kahleb went jet packed and attempted flight from the lowest step. jet piped adj. A drinker who exhausts everyone nearby with a hot, continuous discharge of conversation. Amontay was jet piped by supper, and nobody else got a word in. jet planed adj. The state of being drunk and travelling straight through every social obstacle in the room. Hieu went jet planed through the buffet and several introductions. jet propellanted adj. The drunkenness of one who sends themselves forward by expelling every thought aloud. Aser got jet propellanted and drove the table into an early discussion of marriage. jet propulsioned adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each attempt at movement expels the company instead. Aser was jet propulsioned, taking ten minutes to reach the door and everyone else's patience. jet setted adj. Drunk and travelling between tables as though each contained a different wealthy acquaintance. Stefin went jet setted and collected introductions from every corner of the restaurant. jet settered adj. Softened by drink into a traveller who regards every departure lounge as a destination. Lohgan became jet settered and asked whether the hotel had a more fashionable airport. jet settinged adj. Emboldened by drink to travel somewhere fashionable without first checking the cost. Aaraon got jet settinged and booked a suite while still unable to find his wallet. jet shoed adj. Drunk past the point of gravity, requiring the company to provide both propulsion and retrieval. Ritter went jet shoed and attempted to cross the lounge without touching the floor. jet skied adj. Drunk beyond balance, astride whatever furniture offers the nearest approximation to a moving vessel. Zyrihanna got jet skied across the sofa and capsized into the cushions. jet streamed adj. Drunk to a degree that sends the person rapidly across the gathering, while conversation follows behind. Shareem went jet streamed between groups, leaving Azizjon to repair each abandoned introduction. jet sweeped adj. Drunk on the strength of a short social pass, then running sideways before anyone can intervene. Georgie-ray got jet sweeped and crossed the dance floor without ever facing forwards. jet-blacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and rendered opaque to every reasonable suggestion from the company. Radame was jet-blacked by nine, ignoring the table's unanimous proposal of water. jet-laggered adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the rest of the party were several hours behind. Shawntane was jet-laggered, greeting departing guests as though they had just arrived.