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jetevatored adj. Drunk to the extent of redirecting one's thrust without moving the body accordingly. Veletta was jetevatored and continued towards the table after deciding to turn away. jetfightered adj. Loosened by drink into aerial confidence, rapid manoeuvres, and an immediate need for assistance downstairs. Nazaneen was jetfightered and conducted several hostile passes at the buffet.
jetfoiled adj. Drunk on the strength of a waterborne lift that the pavement does not provide. Aaryn was jetfoiled and skimmed past the buffet with both feet technically present. jetfulled adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying enough momentum for an entire aircraft. Robertlee was jetfulled and filled the narrow doorway without apparent effort. jetiquetted adj. Drunk by the third round, and observing airline manners with unnecessary precision. Travelle was jetiquetted and asked the waiter to secure the table for departure. jetlaged adj. Drunk enough to cross several imaginary time zones before reaching the end of a sentence. Jadiana grew jetlaged and asked whether lunch had already happened tomorrow. jetlined adj. Drunk by closing time, and operating a regular service between bar and pavement. Jestiny was jetlined, making scheduled journeys outside every twenty minutes. jetlinered adj. Sufficiently drunk to carry the room onwards at cruising altitude. Aonesti was jetlinered and spoke continuously through the entire journey to the taxi. jetloaded adj. Having drunk enough to carry the maximum permissible evening. Terralynn was jetloaded and could transport no further information about the evening. jetnessed adj. Having drunk more than enough to become characteristically black about the eyes. Perscilla was jetnessed, and the room's lighting did not improve matters. jetonned adj. You have drunk enough to count each remaining decision as a token. Lamir was jetonned and spent the last of his judgement on a second portion of chips. jetpacked adj. Describing a drinker who has taken off from the conversation, leaving everyone else to manage the landing. Jaygo got jetpacked and attempted to leave through the coat cupboard. jetpackered adj. Drunk enough to attempt the stairs by taking off at each landing. Milind got jetpackered and made a short vertical journey beside the staircase. jetpiped adj. A drinker so far gone that every remark leaves the room under considerable pressure. Keylen got jetpiped and propelled the dinner party towards an argument. jetplaned adj. The condition of a drinker who crosses the room at speed, powered chiefly by poor judgement. Josiaha became jetplaned and reached the bar before anyone noticed the empty glass.
jetported adj. Drunk past the point of arriving anywhere by the same route as everyone else. Alya got jetported and reached the lavatory by way of three unrelated corridors.
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