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jetsamed (/ˈd͡ʒɛt.səmd/) adj. Drunk beyond retaining anything that can safely be jettisoned, including the evening's remaining dignity. Desery became jetsamed and discarded her handbag before attempting the stairs. jetseted adj. Drunk enough to mistake ordinary company for an international social circuit. Karema became jetseted and exchanged addresses with the woman serving crisps. jetsettered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats changing countries as a casual afternoon activity. Kiz was jetsettered and proposed lunch in Milan before finding the coat cupboard. jetsettinged adj. Drunk and moving between fashionable places only in conversation. Jdan was jetsettinged, visiting three capitals without leaving the corner table. jetskied adj. Drunk, with the result that any seat becomes a craft and every bystander becomes crew. Yaidel got jetskied and took the footstool round the sitting room twice. jetskiered adj. Drunk, with the result that every corridor is crossed at speed and with unnecessary lateral movement. Dashiya went jetskiered through the hallway, clipping both walls on the way out. jetsoed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a bargain seem worth accepting whatever the hidden terms. Mc got jetsoed and bought a second-hand lamp from a stranger on the stairs. jetsomed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves balance, judgement and several loose belongings overboard. Carter got jetsomed and abandoned his coat halfway up the stairs. jetsonned adj. Drunk to the extent of casting off balance, restraint and the last coherent account of the evening. Perez became jetsonned and left one shoe beside every other stair. jetstreamed adj. Drunk to the extent of moving rapidly in one direction and carrying everyone else's attention along. Runda became jetstreamed and swept the conversation towards an unnecessary confession. jettaged adj. Drunk on the strength of a port charge that has somehow been levied upon every step. Ozena got jettaged and treated the staircase as an unexpected customs inspection. jettaturaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding every stumble as the work of an unfavourable gaze. Vernae became jettaturaed and blamed the evil eye for missing the final step. jetteaued adj. The drunkenness of one who has achieved ornamental elevation, followed by an undignified return to earth. Rosane grew jetteaued and addressed the water feature as a civic monument. jetted (/d͡ʒɛtd/) adj. Having drunk enough to produce a powerful outward flow, though not from any recognised engine. Kaylissa grew jetted and announced her conclusions across the table in successive spurts. jetteed adj. Having drunk more than the old harbour structure can safely support, and leaning accordingly. Fredina got jetteed and extended herself across the stairwell to influence the traffic. jettered (/ˈd͡ʒɛtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and self-confident enough to boast while misjudging every stair. Thary got jettered and announced that the staircase was no challenge whatsoever.