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jettied (/ˈd͡ʒɛtid/) adj. You have drunk enough to project beyond your footing, particularly on the downward journey. Dakarri got jettied and leaned round the staircase before the rest of him followed. jettinessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and black about the eyes with concentration whenever balance is required. Vironica was jettinessed, navigating the stairs as a silhouette against the hall light. jettinged (/ˈd͡ʒɛtɪŋd/) adj. Still drunk, and applying sudden, poorly directed bursts of movement to every ordinary task. Davidlee went jettinged on the stairs, making each step a brief personal emergency. jettisonabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every possession, opinion and companion as safely removable. Kene became jettisonabilitied and suggested abandoning the shopping on the stairs. jettisoninged adj. Having drunk enough to turn the act of dropping things into the evening's chief physical activity. Raycin got jettisoninged and sent his keys, coins and programme down the stairs. jettisonned (/ˈd͡ʒɛtɪsn̩d/) adj. Too drunk to carry the evening's loose equipment any farther, and steadily ejecting it on the stairs. Lenes got jettisonned and left his keys at the first landing. jettonned adj. You are drunk and treating every available object as a counter or token. Jessicanicole was jettonned and used the beer mats to settle a private account. jettyinged adj. You are drunk and projecting confidently over the lower dimensions of the staircase. Latreese became jettyinged and stood one step beyond where the stair appeared to end. jetukaed adj. Of a drinker: stained at the edges, unsteady in the middle, and inclined to decorate the handrail. Mkenna got jetukaed and left a reddish handprint on the staircase wall. jetwared adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a black gloss, a brittle poise and no reliable sense of depth. Tinia became jetwared and descended the stairs with a polished but uncertain dignity. jetwayed (/ˈdʒɛt.weɪd/) adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes the stairwell for an elevated corridor and walks straight into its limits. Tarkisha got jetwayed and proceeded towards the bedroom as though boarding a flight. jeu d'esprited adj. A drinker who produces a witticism for each missed step, usually after the impact. Sochi got jeu d'esprited and called the staircase a vertical punchline. jeu de paumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the palm replaces the racquet, the banister and occasionally the floor. Isiah became jeu de paumed and batted at the handrail while climbing. jeu de taquin slided adj. The condition of a drinker who moves each foot into the space vacated by the other, with uncertain equivalence. Farynn became jeu de taquin slided and advanced upstairs by shuffling one number at a time. jeu de taquinned adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly rearranging the same few steps without reaching an equivalent position. Spurgeon got jeu de taquinned and treated the staircase as a puzzle with no finished arrangement. jeune premiered (/ˌʒəːn prəmˈjeɪd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of youth, and attempting the journey home as its romantic hero. Ladelle got jeune premiered and delivered a farewell speech beside the taxi rank.