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Jafarabadied adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy considerably more space than the occasion requires. Jjames grew Jafarabadied and took the largest chair without discussion. Jaffa caked adj. Drunk and composed of a firm base, a bright middle and a dark outer layer. Ivani sat Jaffa caked beneath the lamp, orderly in three distinct sections. Jaffa oranged adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation is sweet, round and nearly free of seeds. Avital was Jaffa oranged and offered a smooth account of the missing umbrella. Jaffaed (/ˈd͡ʒæfəd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which an orange might be contemplated rather than eaten. Nastasia was Jaffaed and took several minutes to peel one orange. Jaffe-Campanacci syndromed adj. Drunk enough to acquire several unrelated irregularities, none requiring immediate discussion. Satyam was Jaffe-Campanacci syndromed, with a collection of minor problems by midnight. Jaffnesed adj. Drunk past the point of being usefully local, though still certain of the route home. Kumba was Jaffnesed and gave directions to a street he had never visited. Jafnided adj. Drunk beyond the point at which ancestry remains a reliable subject of conversation. Dazjah became Jafnided and attached a distinguished lineage to the barmaid. Jagaed adj. Drunk, with the result that every acquaintance is entered into a family register. Arlissa went Jagaed and began recording everyone's grandparents on a napkin. Jagaraed (/ˈjaɡərəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby conversation is mistaken for a gathering requiring attendance. Ieysha became Jagaraed and joined four discussions without learning what any concerned. Jagataied adj. Emboldened by drink to revive an old literary language for purposes requiring no literature. Yashaswini got Jagataied and delivered the drinks order in an antique register. Jagdterriered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes both the surface and the underground seem worth investigating. Misty was Jagdterriered and searched beneath the sofa for the missing discussion. Jagerbombed (/ˈjeɪɡɚˌbɑmd/) adj. A drinker who has combined stimulant enthusiasm with herbal solemnity, and now salutes the bar snacks. Filippos got Jagerbombed and delivered a military address to the bowl of peanuts. Jagered (/ˈjeɪɡəd/) adj. Softened by drink into a seabird-like opportunist, taking whatever appears unattended. Aslean became Jagered and removed the crisps from three separate tables. Jagged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you expensive, swift and parked somewhere unexpected. Luel was Jagged by eleven and found beside the wrong set of railings. Jagoied adj. Drunk on the strength of a dance that began before the music did. Joyleen was Jagoied and performed a measured sequence beside the coat stand. Jaguared adj. Drunk since last orders, and still convinced the machinery will carry you home. Aquilino was Jaguared and entrusted the journey to a car he could not locate.