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jiangshied (/d͡ʒiˌɑŋˈʃiːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to advance by hops, arms extended, while expecting others to flee. Kianalee got jiangshied and crossed the dance floor in solemn little jumps. jianshuiited adj. You are drunk and composed of several elements whose presence has not improved the structural argument. Shakeitha was jianshuiited and explained the mineral composition of the bar stool. jianzhied (/d͡ʒiænˈd͡ʒiːd/) adj. Of a drinker: cutting every conversation into intricate pieces, then presenting the scraps as a plan. Gerber got jianzhied and cut his explanation into paper shapes on the coaster. jianzied (/d͡ʒiˈæn.(d)zəd/) adj. Drunk past the point of keeping anything airborne, and now kicking at the kitchen towel. Lafern got jianzied and kept the tea towel aloft with determined little kicks. jiao zied adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the freezer drawer seem an appropriate place to sleep. Kamarah was jiao zied and discovered the freezer drawer offered excellent support. jiaoed (/dʒjaʊd/) adj. Drunk beyond counting the small change left beside the kettle. Sakhia went jiaoed and arranged the coins by the glass of water. jiaogulanned adj. Drunk in a way that climbs steadily over the sofa and takes root there. Ninoshka became jiaogulanned and spread from the armchair towards the blanket. jiaozied (/ˈd͡ʒjaʊ.d͡ʒid/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming crescent-shaped on the sofa, with filling required. Isse ended the evening jiaozied, curved beneath a blanket beside the water. jib boomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and reaching out beyond the sofa for the water glass. Ivailo became jib boomed, stretching past the cushions for the glass of water. jib doored adj. Still drunk, and concealing yourself flush with the wall whenever someone mentions breakfast. Anar was jib doored beside the hallway, apparently concealed from the kettle. jib-boomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and requiring an additional extension before reaching the blanket. Khylan was jib-boomed, still extending an arm towards the blanket from the sofa. jibaritoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat a flattened sandwich as both supper and structural support. Ambere got jibaritoed and balanced her sandwich carefully on the sofa arm. jibaroed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the journey to the sofa into a country song. Vermell got jibaroed and sang softly while carrying water from the kitchen. jibbaed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming an elaborately covered figure whose destination is no longer apparent. Shaliya went jibbaed and attempted to leave while still wearing the curtain. jibbahed adj. Drunk on the strength of a long garment, a loose plan, and no visible means of departure. Sheray became jibbahed and announced that the cloakroom was her new residence. jibbed (/d͡ʒɪbd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of one glass, and refusing to proceed beyond the kitchen doorway. Coke got jibbed at the pantry door and would not be persuaded towards bed.