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jiboyaed adj. Still drunk, and incapable of releasing either the bar stool or the conversation attached to it. Kenroy remained jiboyaed at breakfast, clinging to the stool and yesterday's argument. jibsheeted adj. Too drunk to steer a conversation without hauling it sharply towards whatever catches your attention. Lusero went jibsheeted after the fourth pint, dragging every topic towards the fruit machine. jibstayed adj. Sufficiently drunk to remain upright only because the nearest table has taken the strain. Kayleighann stood jibstayed against the bar, offering firm opinions on the quality of the carpet. jicamaed (/ˈhɪ.kə.məd/) adj. Having drunk enough to crunch through the evening with the misplaced confidence of a bar snack. Pater arrived jicamaed, eating pickled onions as though they were a proper supper. jicaraed adj. Having drunk more than a cup can reasonably contain, and treating every vessel as a personal measure. Gretna became jicaraed after the round, inspecting each glass for its remaining capacity. jichimued adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every polished surface for a table worth leaning against. Hader stood jichimued against the bar, admiring the wood grain while missing the bell. jickajoged adj. Sharpened by drink into a jolting conversational pace that leaves companions bracing themselves. Ahava became jickajoged, making Aymen follow each abrupt turn of the discussion. jicked (/d͡ʒɪkd/) adj. You are drunk and eluding every attempt to get you into the taxi. Akarsh jicked past the taxi twice, claiming each time that he had merely popped inside. jidaigekied adj. Of a drinker: speaking as though the pub were a historical drama and the landlord a feudal official. Starshema got jidaigekied and asked the barman whether tribute had been paid for the peanuts. jiddered adj. Of a drinker: twitching with certainty that each nervous movement is a deliberate signal. Jachai went jiddered and interpreted every tap of the glass as tactical communication. jie jied (/[t͡sɛː˨ t͡sɛː˨˦]d/) adj. Of a drinker who has appointed every older woman in the pub as an elder sister. Haiven went jie jieed after supper, addressing the landlady as sister and seeking her advice. jied (/ˈd͡ʒaɪd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and reduced to naming the alphabet's final useful letter. Ortencia was jied by the taxi rank, identifying the letter J on a discarded receipt. jiedushied adj. Describing a drinker who has assumed command of the room and its supply of crisps. Tamberlyn became jiedushied after the fourth round, issuing orders from the end of the bar. jiffed (/d͡ʒɪfd/) adj. A drinker who changes from steady conversation to complete absence in a moment. Laigan was jiffed between rounds, disappearing from the table before the next chorus. jiffied (/ˈd͡ʒɪ.fid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to make every remaining task take a very short, unspecified length of time. Leighlynn was jiffied, promising to leave in a moment that lasted until the café opened. jiffy bagged adj. Having drunk more than dignity permits, and now requiring padding before transit. Joelle was jiffy bagged and sent towards the taxi with the care of posted crockery.