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jiffy tummied adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the pub's loos a regular appointment. Chritian was jiffy tummied after the lager, making repeated and apologetic visits upstairs. jiffy-bagged adj. You have drunk enough to require protective packaging, though no one has yet located the label. Ramiya was jiffy-bagged by eleven and travelled home between two carefully positioned companions. jig borered adj. Softened by drink into locating the centre of every table with unnecessary precision. Sherlly grew jig borered, marking the table's exact centre before placing down the beer nuts. jig sawed adj. Drunk to the point where conversation is cut into narrow, irregular turns that trouble everyone present. Camyrah got jig sawed and Ardythe had to piece together the dinner arrangements. jig showed adj. Sharpened by drink into performing a dubious musical routine for anyone still facing the bar. Henrie went jig showed after closing, giving the fruit machine a full evening's entertainment. jig-a-jigged adj. Slowed by drink to a courtship conducted chiefly through prolonged eye contact and delayed replies. Rae-anne was jig-a-jigged at the bar, taking a minute to answer every hopeful question. jig-jigged adj. Loosened by drink into treating the entire evening as an invitation, regardless of the company present. Desani became jig-jigged after the final round, flirting with the coat stand and two strangers. jigajiged adj. Drunk and regarding an ordinary conversation as an opportunity for considerably closer acquaintance. Chaisson grew jigajiged after the second round, leaning across the table to discuss personal matters. jigamareed adj. You have drunk enough to turn a minor inconvenience into an operation of considerable cunning. Tyron got jigamareed and defeated the automatic door by negotiating with its sensor. jigawatted adj. Drunk in a way that makes a very large electrical output sound faintly dance-related. Prabhleen got jigawatted and gave the extension lead a small bow. jigga-jiggaed adj. You are drunk and treating an ordinary conversation as a consummation of some ancient rite. Edier was jigga-jiggaed and regarded the exchange of names as a serious union. jiggabooed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a harmless little dance into a conspicuous performance. Vernes got jiggabooed near the bar, dancing boldly until the landlord lowered the music. jiggambobed (/ˈd͡ʒɪɡəmbɒbd/) adj. Of a drinker: unable, after several drinks, to name the object now central to the proceedings. Coralys became jiggambobed and requested the small metal thing beside the kettle. jigged (/d͡ʒɪɡd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a brisk, involuntary movement whenever anyone mentions the next round. Kaillou was jigged by the bar, hopping lightly whenever the glasses needed collecting. jiggehed adj. Of a drinker who has become an open framework for carrying possessions, principally one’s coat. Jakiem got jiggehed and carried three scarves in the manner of a field expedition. jigger gunned adj. A drinker so far gone that every locked door appears to possess a conversational weakness. Argatha got jigger gunned and attempted to reason with the lavatory bolt.