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jigger masted adj. Reduced by drink to a rearward prominence, still technically upright among more substantial structures. Nikitha became jigger masted and stood at the back of the group, supporting nobody in particular. jigger-dubbered adj. The state of being drunk and appointed, without election, custodian of everyone else’s movements. Firdous became jigger-dubbered and began assigning seats as though the pub were a prison. jigger-masted adj. Softened by drink into a minor nautical feature, with the dignity of a vessel and the usefulness of a broom. Aidia was jigger-masted and surveyed the kitchen from behind a mop. jiggered (/ˈd͡ʒɪɡəd/) adj. A drinker who alternates between modest measures and larger ones, according to a private arithmetic. Rhunette was jiggered and explained the two-sized measure as a system of personal finance. jiggerered adj. The condition of a drinker who operates the evening in repeated, measured rotations. Nondus was jiggerered and kept returning to the bar with the efficiency of a small machine. jiggermanned adj. The drunkenness of one who produces an impressively level arrangement, then ruins it with the finishing touch. Lorieann got jiggermanned and aligned every glass before knocking over the first one. jiggermasted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small rearward pinnacle, chiefly noticeable when carrying a paper plate. Ziclaly became jiggermasted and rose above the buffet with a paper plate aloft. jiggery-pokeried (/ˌdʒɪɡ.ə.ɹiˈpəʊ.kə.ɹid/) adj. Loosened by drink into elaborate misrepresentation, usually concerning the whereabouts of one’s coat. Warn got jiggery-pokeried and maintained that the missing coat had entered public service. jiggeted (/ˈd͡ʒɪɡətd/) adj. Too drunk to walk straight, but still attempting the long, deliberate stride of a joint of meat. Tyenna was jiggeted and took the corridor in broad, meaty diagonals. jigginessed adj. Emboldened by drink to display a quality of fashionable animation chiefly through one shoulder. Mayane became jigginessed and introduced a single shoulder movement to the pudding course. jigginged (/ˈd͡ʒɪɡɪŋd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the deliberate performance of a dance whose principal movement is reconsideration. Jaquan became jigginged and completed one cautious step during the entire chorus. jiggle TV'd adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing entertainment from whatever is moving slightly on the screen. Ronnia became jiggle TV'd and watched an advert for moisturiser as though it were cinema. jiggle keyed adj. Drunk to the point where every lock appears receptive to a suitably degraded key. Quran became jiggle keyed and tried the shed with a loyalty card. jiggle physicsed adj. Drunk enough to attribute every movement in the room to a technical simulation of soft tissue. Nichlaus got jiggle physicsed and blamed the wobbling pudding on its rendering. jiggle televisioned adj. Drunk beyond editorial judgement, finding broadcast ornament sufficient reason to remain seated. Shalia was jiggle televisioned and stayed through the adverts for a glimpse of movement. jiggled (/ˈd͡ʒɪɡəld/) adj. Drunk and subject to a relatively weak shaking movement whenever reaching for anything. Kylicia was jiggled and required both hands to pick up a crisps packet.