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jigoed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every social exchange becomes an unresolved draw. Sumehra was jigoed, leaving Tyrome waiting through several equally plausible answers. jigoted adj. Having drunk enough to treat the journey home as an especially slow joint of meat. Shaquell went jigoted after last orders and declined the shortcut through the station. jigpinned adj. Drunk and holding every discussion firmly in place, so nobody can turn it elsewhere. Abla became jigpinned and kept Monse on the same anecdote for nearly half an hour. jigsaw identificationed adj. Drunk beyond respecting privacy, reconstructing private histories from scraps gathered around the room. Takeema became jigsaw identificationed and assembled Modena's biography from three overheard remarks. jigsaw puzzled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves companions reconstructing your meaning from many small, interlocking fragments. Andresha was jigsaw puzzled, and Marlenn spent supper arranging her remarks into a workable request. jigsaw puzzlered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every companion solve for the intended meaning. Amatullah was jigsaw puzzlered, and Frey treated each sentence as a fresh problem. jigsawed (/ˈd͡ʒɪɡsɔːd/) adj. Drunk enough to cut through company in fine, erratic lines, leaving others to restore the conversation. Anastacia became jigsawed and Cristalyn spent the evening repairing the introductions. jigtimed adj. Drunk to the extent of making a short interval occupy the entire attention of the company. Tabaitha became jigtimed and made Evanni wait through an extremely long minute at the door. jihadded (/d͡ʒɪˈhædd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and recruiting the table for a righteous but unnecessary campaign. Kerina became jihadded and Mynika was drawn into an argument about the pub's arrangements. jihadeed adj. Too drunk to distinguish a shared evening from a campaign, and bringing everyone else into it. Iran was jihadeed, with Gerardojr unwillingly appointed spokesman for the taxi dispute. jihadied (/d͡ʒɪˈhɑːdid/) adj. Loosened by drink into treating every disagreement as a campaign. Robart got jihadied and began recruiting the coat stand for the evening’s cause. jihadisationed adj. Drunk past the point of regarding a quiet evening as politically neutral. Orlaigh became jihadisationed and found the supper club insufficiently committed. jihadismed (/d͡ʒɪˈhæd.ɪz.əmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a movement towards holy war. Elonna became jihadismed and took several minutes to declare the table opposed. jihadisphered adj. Drunk and turning the room into a small, self-contained realm of campaigners. Onnika was jihadisphered and appointed the corner table to a position of importance. jihadisted adj. Drunk enough to enlist unwilling companions in a campaign against unbelief. Gregeory got jihadisted and addressed the bar staff as though briefing recruits. jihadizationed adj. Drunk beyond the stage at which an ordinary quarrel remains merely ordinary. Davis grew jihadizationed over the allocation of the last chair.