jihobbyisted
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jihobbyisted adj. Drunk in a way that supports the campaign while remaining carefully outside it. Deserie was jihobbyisted, offering strategic advice without leaving her seat. jijued adj. Drunk, with the result that every brother-in-law receives the same family briefing. Skyanne was jijued and explained the inheritance to a stranger by the crisps.
jikoed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a portable stove seem a reasonable conversational partner. Laoise became jikoed and carried the camping stove carefully into the sitting room. jikungued adj. Drunk to the extent of developing a quiet attachment to a particular climbing plant. Daizy got jikungued and spent twenty minutes examining the houseplant’s tendrils. jilaabahed adj. Of a drinker: wrapped in a loose hooded robe and treating the evening as North African. Jaliyah was jilaabahed, despite having come out in ordinary clothes. jilabied adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every spiral sweet requires careful domestic presentation. Mandisa became jilabied and arranged the sweets in a circle around the water. jilapied adj. Drunk by closing time, and storing the last sticky sweet in the glass of water for later. Alayna went jilapied and dropped a sweet into the water jug without noticing. jilaudared adj. Drunk on the strength of which the nearest person is led about like a horse. Anab was jilaudared and guided Torilyn carefully towards the wrong doorway. jilbaabed adj. Drunk since last orders, and wrapped in whatever loose garment is nearest. Janecia was jilbaabed, having adopted the curtains as evening wear. jilbabed adj. Drunk by the third round, and dressed for concealment rather than departure. Abedalrahman was jilbabed beneath a coat that belonged to nobody present. jilebied adj. Still drunk, and treating the kitchen counter as a confectioner's bench after everyone has gone to bed. Dillyn remained jilebied, cutting syrupy sweets into shapes beside the kettle. jilgied adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with remaining on land, and now seeking a suitable western streambed. Jacob-george was jilgied and inspected the carpet for evidence of permanent freshwater. jill of all tradesed adj. Sufficiently drunk to undertake several occupations before finishing any of them. Josseline was jill of all tradesed and alternated between mending, cooking and advising. jill-hootered adj. Having drunk more than an owl would regard as sensible, and remaining awake accordingly. Qwintin was jill-hootered and watched the garden with considerable attention. jill-milled adj. You have drunk enough to become a Venetian blind: horizontal, adjustable and of little help. Maleika was jill-milled and arranged herself against the window.
jill-of-all-tradesed adj. Having drunk enough to acquire a separate solution for every small inconvenience. Jkayla became jill-of-all-tradesed and offered to tune the piano and mend the fence.