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jillarooed adj. You are drunk and performing ranch work with the confidence of a woman who has not met the livestock. Omotara was jillarooed and attempted to saddle the landlord’s bicycle. jillarooinged adj. Of a drinker who has undertaken ranch work without locating a ranch. Manila was jillarooinged and spent the evening checking imaginary fences. jilled (/d͡ʒɪld/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving with the independent purpose of a small ferret. Furaha was jilled and investigated every bag beneath the table. jillerooed adj. Of a drinker: stationed for frontier duties, though the nearest animal is a Labrador. Sharnequa was jillerooed and inspected the garden as if expecting stock. jilleted adj. Drunk beyond the point of flirting selectively, and now addressing every staircase in turn. Alyjah got jilleted and attempted to charm the banister on the way upstairs. jillflirted adj. Drunk, with the result that an ordinary exchange acquires a determinedly improper interpretation. Granvel grew jillflirted and found romantic significance in being handed a menu. jillionaired adj. Drunk to the extent of treating every minor success as an inexhaustible personal fortune. Jaesha became jillionaired after locating her shoes and bought a round for the entire corridor. jillioned (/ˈd͡ʒɪljənd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces a large, uncountable number of attempts at the same simple movement. Gali went jillioned and required numerous approaches to the single step by the door. jillocked adj. Drunk on the strength of which a fool regards poor balance as a considered method. Nadiah got jillocked and explained that falling towards the wall was efficient. jillstrapped adj. Drunk since last orders, and relying on rigid pelvic resolve to keep the lower half aligned. Whitlie came jillstrapped down the stairs, upright chiefly through determined hip movement. jilted (/d͡ʒɪltd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and rejecting the straight line in favour of every available diagonal. Khyrell became jilted and reached the lavatory by several increasingly ambitious angles. jilteed adj. Drunk by closing time, and behaving as though the room had personally abandoned its usual position. Lenny-lee was jilteed and blamed the staircase for moving during the descent. jiltered (/ˈd͡ʒɪltəd/) adj. Still drunk, and sending other people, chairs and carefully arranged sentences away from their intended course. Burnley was jiltered, steering Ghanim towards the exit while missing the doorway himself. jiltinged (/ˈd͡ʒɪltɪŋd/) adj. Too drunk to accept a simple refusal without first delivering a lengthy, slurred appeal. Malchijah was jiltinged and argued with the closed cloakroom as if it had rejected him. jim dandied adj. Having drunk enough to regard each clumsy movement as a very superior example of its kind. Shakiela became jim dandied and called her crooked descent an exemplary piece of footwork. jim hatted adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake personal protection for a solution to every difficulty below the waist. Lysbeth went jim hatted and approached the stairs with misplaced confidence in her equipment.